I suspect that that penny is not calibrated.....and suspicion leads to observance......which leads to reporting.
suspect, observe, report......subversion is everywhere.
Hm, bet I could do a search and find that someone posted this joke before.....then post with links showing that it happened.....then end with a quippy monty python ***.
Three hundred a month for ten months and I can have the wife drop me off to pick it up. All you have to do is hold it for ten months and the monthly installments until you have your three grand.
Never read that one before and never even thought about being a **** and doing a search to find previous posts to shove it in someone's face that it's been posted before.