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Hi All,  Some may remember me, I'm still around. What a crazy year it has been, I'm sure many would chose to forget if we could. Just wanted to wish my FORUM mates a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Stay safe, happy and well. Hope next year is a bit kinder. Best regards Surly (Steve)

Hi Mike, my best wishes are with you and all the others on this FORUM that I consider MATES. I think of you all often. Stay well and safe. Best regards Steve(Surly) Upright not Uptight😎

Hi Boston, I was not really affected by the fires, they where mostly in the Eastern States. But you are right the year has not started on a good note. Stay well and safe. Best regards Steve(Surly)

Hi Don, Everything is fine over here. We are experiencing much the same as you good folk. All external borders closed, State boarders closing but we don't have as many of them as you. People buy heaps of toilet paper, got some big as#holes over here too. I  believe that all will be okay if we...

Thanks Ray, likewise. Still have a look in occasionally. 

Been a little while since I have posted much please accept my apologies. Thinking of the members of this FORUM and their loved ones at this times of uncertainty. Stay well. Surly(Steve)   

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel...

My wife used to punch me in the nose whilst having orgasms.............................. I didn't mind too much, until I found out she was faking them!

I hope so Gregory.

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to...

Strewth, you blokes will believe almost anything. Stone the flamin crows Vegemite is not axle grease, Kangaroos do not grow feathers and we are still here. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Watch out for drop bears.

Quick, pull my finger!

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command. The Chief...

'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said , 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said...

A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon." Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window. "Could I have some food?" he asks. The woman glances...

The FORUM lives.

Hi Zilla, You are a good narrator. Travel safe. Best regards Steve

Don would be proud.

I miss him too!