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Hi All, I sold my bike this morning. I would like to thank ALL the members of this FORUM for their mateship and the humor that this place has provied. I will continue to lurk here but only as a drop kick cager. Best regards Steve(Surly)

Italiano MotoGP I'ma soo sad.

Paddy says to Murphy 'My mate came off his motorbike today'. 'Oh really?' Says Murphy 'Yes' Paddy answers. 'He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind in one eye! 'Murphy says ' F-ckin Hell, no wonder he came off!' Onya Beemerdons Best regards Surly

Of cause we did.

Hi Festar, Great seeing you looking at home, grub does look good. Hope you took all our fine friends some Vegemite. Best regards Surly

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move the hell out of the way much faster now. 3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by...

Prayers and best wishes to Barry and his family. Get home quick Barry.

If I tried either I think my balls would be kicked into my guts.

Hope you blokes have a great time.

This happened a little over 30 years ago in Australia. https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/bikie-war-between-the-bandidos-and-comcheros-left-seven-dead-at-the-milperra-fathers-day-massacre/story-fni0ffnk-1227044179091 The shocking battle left six bikies — four Comancheros and two...

I recommend EEZOX® We soldiers look after our weapons.

Thanks A.J. but no thanks!

Hi Uncle Hud, It is in the "Jokes and Fun Stuff" catagorie so I hope everybody understands that I was indead joking.

I just got a call from the Police asking me to come in for an interview, funny I don't recall putting a job application in.

Heal quick Shiney, Upright NOT Uptight.

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that trolley over here...

Is she is waiting for him to buy it for her??

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir ?" "Yessh ! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr ", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it ?" "It wasss on the...

Laugh if you must, but without the Parks Telescope we would not have seen Niel Armstrong walk on the moon. Or did we????