Phone call from the Police

[Surly]

I just got a call from the Police asking me to come in for an interview, funny I don't recall putting a job application in.

 

[SacramentoMike]

Don't go.

 

[LKLD]

Ok Surly, what'cha been doing?

 

[majicmaker]

If you haven't done anything wrong, ignore them. If you did, they'll come to you.

 

[wheatonFJR]

If you want a job there, the least you could do is show up for the interview. Make sure you show them how good you are with a gun. They will want to know that first thing, so be sure to whip it out as soon as you get in the door. They will be impressed!

 

[LKLD]

To make certain you both are on the same page, I believe Wheatie is talking about a metal handgun. You Aussies have some turned- around meanings sometimes.

 

[Uncle Hud]

I think it was a joke. It was funny.

 

[Surly]

Hi Uncle Hud,

It is in the "Jokes and Fun Stuff" catagorie so I hope everybody understands that I was indead joking.

 

[HotRodZilla]

I knew you were kidding, but we still need you to come in. We want to give you something!

 

[Surly]

Thanks A.J. but no thanks!

 

[HotRodZilla]

OMG Surly, I posted that a couple years ago. It resulted in some whining about bullies or something. Like you, I know it's not real and thought it was funny.

You ever see the story resulting from that? Those guys were like shop vehicle maintenance guys for that town and "borrowed" the car and uniforms. The town freaked out, those guys got in trouble and the cops that loaned the uniforms did also. Hahahahahahahahaha...

Stiiiiiiiiiiill need to talk to you though, about that job your mate applied for for you. We're pretty sure you're well qualified. Just come in, trust us!

 

[Bearly Flying]

Oh, and Surly,,,,, Don't forget the lube this time.....

 

[Surly]

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