“Guts” and “Balls”.

[HuskyRider]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Heres the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom,

and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer,

lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

 

[Canadian FJR]

That's funny.

Canadian FJR

 

[Surly]

If I tried either I think my balls would be kicked into my guts.

 

[majicmaker]

Hilarious!

 

[LKLD]

I read it to wifey, who didn't appear to appreciate the fine humor, but when I read to her "Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal" she laughed her *** off!

 

[Pterodactyl]

I was told that the definition of balls was having rodeo *** with your significant other. Mount from the rear, tell her that this is the way her sister likes it as well, slap her on the ***, yell yippee and see if you can stay on for eight seconds.

 

[Bearly Flying]

Revision to the original.....

When you come in at 2 or 3 in the morning, reeking of booze and broads, slam the door open, and say" Wanna F%#K". There will be nothing but silence....