You guys crack me up. Ok, now to put on my moron costume: What is the trooper mod? Do I want it. Is it fun?
Signed,
The Moron
The "Trooper Mod" is basically a weight-saving procedure, as near as I can figure it out...
You take an 1 1/2 inch hole saw on a drill and start drilling large, 38 millimeter chunks out of the fairings, the windscreen, tank, the wheels, the engine cases, seat, the frame...it's apparently a bunch of willy-nilly hole drilling that eventually gets the FJR down into the weight range of a Ducati Panigale. VERY effective, according to reports...but if you go too far, drill out ONE hole too much...the bike collapses in on itself, creating a miniature black hole where any and all photographic evidence of muffler-oriented catalytic converters gets sucked in, never to be seen in our plane-of-existence.
I guess somebody
already has over-drilled their FJR, because no photographic evidence of a muffler-oriented catalytic converter apparently exists in our universe, and that's a shame, because there HAS been first-hand, physical and scientific proof that the "Trooper Mod', as it is called, created the phenomenon known as "Fart In A Bottle".
That alone is worth the price of admission.
Enjoy your time on the forum...soon this "Trooper Mod" will be outlawed as dangerous to the welfare of Planet Earth for its black hole generating tendencies. Heartland Security, the TSA and CERN are already investigating.
PLEASE be careful with your hole saws!