****

[El Toro Joe]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's **** . that's right, ****!

**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky *****, dumb *****, and crazy *****. There is *********, horse ****, and chicken ****.

You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when

the **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ******.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!

Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........

Well, **** Happens!!!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

awesome!

 

[radman]

Buncha ****, ya ask me.

 

[Wolfhound]

Buncha ****, ya ask me.

Very shittable though . . . Or maybe vary shittable

 

[Khunajawdge]

Buncha ****, ya ask me.

Very shittable though . . . Or maybe vary shittable

No ****

 

[mdisher]

Good ****.

 

[Steve01]

Holly crap, er I mean ****........

 

[fhaze]

No doubt **** is functional, but how about the the OTHER popular 4 letter word:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word ****. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...**** is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ****, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, **** falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance.. John ****** Shirley.

As an intransitive verb... Shirley *****.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as... John's doing all the ******* work.

As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too ******* much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is ******* beautiful.

As a noun... I don't give a ****.

As part of a word... absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.

And as almost every word in a sentence... **** the ******* fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of ****...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: I got ****** at the used car lot.

Dismay: ahhh **** it.

Trouble: I guess I'm really ****** now.

Aggression: Don't **** with me buddy.

Difficulty: I don't understand this ******* question.

Inquiry: Who the **** was that?

Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the **** is going on here.

Incompetence: He's a ****-off.

Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: **** YOU!

RIP TWN

 

[vroompuppy]

And.....you can best understand all that **** if you didn't just fall off the shitwagon yesterday! :thumbsup:

VP

 

[Duezzer]

My favorite line from Good Fellows

[SIZE=12pt]****-You, You ******* ****[/SIZE]

Now that's some good cursing

 

[HotRodZilla]

No doubt **** is functional, but how about the the OTHER popular 4 letter word:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word ****. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...**** is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ****, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, **** falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance.. John ****** Shirley.

As an intransitive verb... Shirley *****.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as... John's doing all the ******* work.

As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too ******* much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is ******* beautiful.

As a noun... I don't give a ****.

As part of a word... absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.

And as almost every word in a sentence... **** the ******* fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of ****...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: I got ****** at the used car lot.

Dismay: ahhh **** it.

Trouble: I guess I'm really ****** now.

Aggression: Don't **** with me buddy.

Difficulty: I don't understand this ******* question.

Inquiry: Who the **** was that?

Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the **** is going on here.

Incompetence: He's a ****-off.

Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: **** YOU!

RIP TWN

Hey Faze, you do know they have that in video form all over the internet now; right? I can't believe you took the time to write all that down. You were very dedicated. **** me, that was a lot of **** to write.

 

[Scoops]

aw ****, that was funny! :yahoo: