1st Inaugural Los Robustos M/C Ride - Meet and Eat!

[madjackdog]

I've gotta tell you, I'm a little bit disappointed. I looked at all the pictures and I didn't notice one person who ordered their signature Quadruple Bypass Burger. And you call yourselves Los Robustos. More like Las Robustas. The Triple only had 6 slices of cheese, for Pete's sake. Besides, you were right outside of Phoenix. With all those old people there, they have to have excellent medical care. A quick ambulance ride, a little defibrillator workout, and you're back in action. C'mon guys, step it up!

 

[Big-D]

When Johnny80s reached the bottom of his Triple, the lower bun had soaked up about 8ozs of pure melted Lard. It looked gross and by the look on his face as he convinced himself to continue, I think he would have rather quit eating and walk away. It kind of looked like a puddle of cheese mixed with super-glue and liquid nail and maybe some fat laden raw sheep. But nope, he was determined to chew down every drop of that lard to reap the rewards of his ride in a wheelchair out the front door. At least it wasn't an air-vac ride. Johnny and I rode down I-10 for almost 200 miles, so I can vouch he didn't keel over, but I'd guess his stomach will remember that day for some time.

The sign on the door warns of the danger of the food served within.

I don't know how anyone could become a regular at that place, but there was this man waiting (like us) for the business to open at 11am and stated he is there every Saturday at the same time. I asked him if he was a Cardiologist. He laughed and said no.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Here is ALL the pics from my camera!
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I loved the movies of the girls in short dresses. What was with all the fat guy pictures?

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I've gotta tell you, I'm a little bit disappointed. I looked at all the pictures and I didn't notice one person who ordered their signature Quadruple Bypass Burger. And you call yourselves Los Robustos. More like Las Robustas. The Triple only had 6 slices of cheese, for Pete's sake. Besides, you were right outside of Phoenix. With all those old people there, they have to have excellent medical care. A quick ambulance ride, a little defibrillator workout, and you're back in action. C'mon guys, step it up!

Put up or shut up... :finger:

 

[beemerdons]

You think it's a triple bacon with cheese... but it's actually a time delayed heart-attack wrapped in paper[SIZE=8pt].... but it does look good![/SIZE] Keep smilin' sucka!

https://blip.tv/file/2797092

:lol2:

Roy mi Amigo, I have been from Maine to Spain and from Austin to Boston. I have been to a goat roping (thanks to Bustanut joker), twenty county fairs and seen more weird shit in my life than you can imagine. I played on sports teams from grade school to college, spent six years in the US Army and worked in construction for thirty-five years. And I can say with no hesitation: I have never, ever, freaking ever, never, seen anyone that can eat the way that johnny80s can eat.

I swear to God the muy loco individual's a finely tuned eating machine. TRIPLE BURGER WAS ON TOP OF HIS BREAKFAST!

 

[johnny80s]

I've gotta tell you, I'm a little bit disappointed. I looked at all the pictures and I didn't notice one person who ordered their signature Quadruple Bypass Burger. And you call yourselves Los Robustos. More like Las Robustas. The Triple only had 6 slices of cheese, for Pete's sake. Besides, you were right outside of Phoenix. With all those old people there, they have to have excellent medical care. A quick ambulance ride, a little defibrillator workout, and you're back in action. C'mon guys, step it up!

The quadruple won't be a problem next time. We all ate breakfast and hour before we got there. I had bacon, eggs, hash browns, pancakes and grits and hour before I ate that thing. Without a full stomach I can nail the quadruple easy next time. Now I have reason to go back. That and Gigi!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Are ya gonna have a coke next time? Er are ya a pussy an drinkin' water? :lol:

By the looks of lil Johnny (an eating machine in the truest sense, see that smile? it never left) a quad an possibly a double jus might do.

:jester:

 

[johnny80s]

Are ya gonna have a coke next time? Er are ya a pussy an drinkin' water? :lol:
By the looks of lil Johnny (an eating machine in the truest sense, see that smile? it never left) a quad an possibly a double jus might do.

:jester:

I did have coke. They had the mexican cokes that are made with real sugar not corn syrup. I just followed it up with a water. Sugar and grease really don't go well.

 

[johnny80s]

Hey guys I am working on shipping the shirts out to the people that could not make it to the Meet and Eat. Any one have some good cheap ideas on shipping?

 

[Bustanut joker]

This look's rather inexpensive.......

:jester:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Stuff them in a large envelope... Should be cheap by usps, Or a flat rate box which cost $8.95

 

[johnny80s]

Stuff them in a large envelope... Should be cheap by usps, Or a flat rate box which cost $8.95

Small flat rate box - $5.95

Medium is $10.95

I think the small is too small to get the shirts into. It is 8x5x1.

I wanted to keep the shipping to about 6 bucks since the shirts were so expensive.

I am looking out for my homies.

 

[GalaxyBlue]

8x5x1 will be plenty big enough... It's a freakin shirt mang!

Unless you have more people who ordered tents like me, You should be fine with the small box.

 

[johnny80s]

8x5x1 will be plenty big enough... It's a freakin shirt mang!
Unless you have more people who ordered tents like me, You should be fine with the small box.

Some of the shirts do look like they were made by Omar the tent maker and a few guys bought two. I am going to take a trip to the post office tomorrow.

I will PM everyone more info over the weekend and post an update here.

 

[beemerdons]

8x5x1 will be plenty big enough... It's a freakin shirt mang!
Unless you have more people who ordered tents like me, You should be fine with the small box.

Hey, johnny80s: You should be able to mail pinhead's shirt in a match box, it's probably smaller than Kim Kardashian's bikini!

 

[pinhead]

...should be able to mail pinhead's shirt blah blah blah blah...

Don, don't you sleep? :blink:

 

[beemerdons]

...should be able to mail pinhead's shirt blah blah blah blah...

Don, don't you sleep? :blink:

Hi Dave: At my geriatric age of 61, I've 2 designated/necessary piss breaks during the night, one at midnight and one at 3am.

Nothing is usually going on Forumwise when I'm walking back from the crapper at midnight, but I can usually always find Bustanut joker or RadioHowie saying something goofy on our Forum around 3:15am. Those two bozos always start my day off with a chuckle, but now there's only a 2 hour break between me and them. They're probably still cuddled up with livestock!

 

[Bustanut joker]

He's retarded erm Retired.. he don't need to.

Well, better head on off to the pleasuredome for my daily boot in the ass an cupa gruel

:jester:

 

[Big-D]

Aren't Sheep usually in heat in the wee hours of the morning!

 

[johnny80s]

Aren't Sheep usually in heat in the wee hours of the morning!

I don't think he cares if they are up for it or not.