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Still on Sunday, May 25, 2008.
The roads getting to the B&B are fun. Route 40 (the National Road) winds around turns and up and down hills in this region.
Susie and I made it to the B&B safe and sound, just as it was getting dark. Perfect timing!
We check in and unload Veejer. The innkeepers (Charles and Christine) are terrific. Plus, we are their first motorcycle guests! We RULE!! And, Charles is a chef, so we’re already looking forward to breakfast.
The front entrance:
The kitchen:
Kitchen table:
Front of the deck:
Back of the deck, with Jacuzzi!
After we checked in, we took off our riding gear and relaxed for a bit before going in search of dinner.
Me, relaxing with a frosty Rogue Dead Guy Ale. Mmmm…. Beer….
Susie’s beverage of choice, a local flavor:
Hiding in the bushes in front of the B&B is a Gnome:
The sun going down through the trees:
Enough relaxing. Time to grab some grub…
We decided to head to an Italian restaurant just up the road.
Now, keep in mind that this is (to this city boy, anyway) the Back Country. We park outside the restaurant and, in front of the restaurant, are about a dozen 4-wheelers. We head in and, of course, the main restaurant is closed, but the bar is open. Into the bar we go…
Chef Jerry was behind the bar along with Darryl. There were several stools and tables occupied by the operators of the 4-wheelers, a couple of random locals, and 2 . . um . . Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety. The 2 Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety were paging through a bartender’s menu book and picking shots at random to try. They had Darryl’s complete attention.
Eventually Chef Jerry takes our food and drink orders. We are completely entertained by the floor show consisting of Darryl and the 2 Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety. To Darryl’s credit, he was trying, but I think he was a little . . um . . . well . . . let’s just say “slow.”
We both found this notice behind the bar to be quite entertaining.
What does "obseen" mean, anyway???
And what's a "jesture"???
(Yes, I know what they mean, but grammatical errors like this on display crack me up!)
And then there’s this.
Bud Light = yech.
The Pittsburgh Steelers = WOO-HOO!!
Susie’s dinner – a cheeseburger:
My dinner – wings with hot teriyaki sauce! Mmm…
Notice in the background you can see the empty shot glasses from the Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety. Dan Darryl's arm.
As we're eating and enjoying the floor show, the 4-wheeler pilots eventually filter out. I'd say that most of them, if not all, get a "roadie" - a can of beer for the ride home. Go figure.
We finish our meals and ask Chef Jerry for our check. While we’re waiting, Darryl hands one of the Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety a piece of paper which she stuffs into her purse, and off they go.
We sit and wait… Eventually Chef Jerry notices we don’t have a credit card or cash up, and I ask him again about our check. He hollers at Darryl – “What’d you do with their check? I told you to give them their check!” Darryl appears dazed, confused, and generally perplexed. His answer speaks volumes: “Huh?”
Remember the slip of paper that Darryl gave to the Local Female of the Un-Sober Variety? Yep – our check. Chef Jerry howls in laughter, Susie and I are cracking up, and Darryl still looks confused. Yes, Darryl was so enamored with the Local Females of the Un-Sober Variety, that he gave them our check.
Classic.
I wonder if he has a brother named Larry and another brother named Darryl…
I wonder if they’ll do anything for a buck…
I wonder if Darryl made the sign behind the bar...
I digress…
We pay up and get back to the B&B for the evening. I cover Veejer for the night, Susie and I grab a beer, put on our swimsuits, and hit the Jacuzzi for a while. No, ya perv’s, no Jacuzzi pictures. We eventually call it a night and sleep like logs.