200 dead crow's

[Yosemiterich]

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Not bad. I actually chuckled a bit.

Are you certain those crows were in California? Cah sounds more like the East Coast.

 

[bruinFJRguy]

Excellent. You had me on the string at the beginning. I later knew there was some sort of a punchline coming. Laughed anyway at the end.

 

[CAJW]

While reading this to the wife, she was getting pissed that our tax dollars were spent on that, right up to the punchline....

 

[Uncle Hud]

Them crows are from New England.

 

[exskibum]

HAR! Good one!