2008 Black Rock Desert MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkooterG]

And show a little respect! This road beast was a 0-mile, brand-new bike when purchased in late Nov, 2007. On the way home Gerlachfest on Sunday, I passed through this little milestone..... 30,000 miles on the odometer!

Respect?!?! You talk about pussies! I suppose that is quite a milestone for a nancy-boy such as yourself on such a squidly bike. Woo-hoo!

But my old, bald, and past his prime friend................

Real men have odometers that look like this, as it did enroute to Gerlach..........

 

[Warchild]

But my old, bald, and past his prime friend................
Real men have odometers that look like this, as it did enroute to Gerlach..........

Pffffffft!!!!!!!! Is that wreaked-up POS bike of yours only 10 months old like this Busa? No!

But let's do the math: your periodically airborne FJR is a 2004 model, meaning it arrived in 2003.... a solid half-decade ago. Soooo....

Busa yearly average: 30,000/0.833333 = 36,000 miles/year

POS Cessna FJR yearly average: 155555/5 = 31,111 miles/years

Pussy. Why don't you try to ride a little bit, wouldja?

 

[Bluebullet]

But my old, bald, and past his prime friend................
Real men have odometers that look like this, as it did enroute to Gerlach..........

Pffffffft!!!!!!!! Is that wreaked-up POS bike of yours only 10 months old like this Busa? No!

But let's do the math: your periodically airborne FJR is a 2004 model, meaning it arrived in 2003.... a solid half-decade ago. Soooo....

Busa yearly average: 30,000/0.833333 = 36,000 miles/year

POS Cessna FJR yearly average: 155555/5 = 31,111 miles/years

Pussy. Why don't you try to ride a little bit, wouldja?

I knew that was coming. Math hurts.

 

[Warchild]

I knew that was coming. Math hurts.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Brian R]

Here's the link to my photos: Gerlachfest 2008
And just a few I picked out those:

Ok guys - whatever happened to "What happens in Gerlach...."

and

Everytime this stuff goes up I get hate mail...

This may not be LDRider but there is only a small difference anymore since all SERIOUS riders are on bikes that go the distance.

Brian R.

 

[Warchild]

Personally, for me, I have decided I don't give a flying rat's ass anymore. **** all those fucking fucks! :lol:

 

[crazykz]

Now that looks like some serious fun.

Looks like everyone had a great time. Only in Nevada.

Curt

 

[jwhite518]

This may not be LDRider but there is only a small difference anymore since all SERIOUS riders are on bikes that go the distance.

This place is LDRider with pics. Gotta love it.

 

[beeroux]

Looks like this was the best 'fest ever.

I'm almost crying having not been there.

GZ

 

[tagline]

Looks like this was the best 'fest ever.
I'm almost crying having not been there.

GZ

Well, I WAS there and I'm still crying.

Mario

 

[Warchild]

Well, I WAS there and I'm still crying.
Mario

Not as much as you will be when the videos are shown in Boise next weekend.....

:lol:

 

[SkooterG]

Just finished spending a couple hours washing the Dirty Ol Whore getting off all the Playa and other 'stuff'.

Water soluable MY ASS!!!

There are many parts of my FJR that look like ASS and nothing I tried worked. :angry2:

To all you pussy m-f'ers out there that were too chicken-shit to use your own FJR and jacket (Yes that's you vectervp1) and used MY FJR and jacket instead:

:****:

 

[Warchild]

Water soluable MY ASS!!!
There are many parts of my FJR that look like ASS and nothing I tried worked.

C'mon.... the worse that could happen is that it accidentally creates a "clean" spot on your aesthetically-challenged machine....

 

[Wolfhound]

Just finished spending a couple hours washing the Dirty Ol Whore getting off all the Playa and other 'stuff'.
Water soluable MY ASS!!!

There are many parts of my FJR that look like ASS and nothing I tried worked. :angry2:

To all you pussy m-f'ers out there that were too chicken-shit to use your own FJR and jacket (Yes that's you vectervp1) and used MY FJR and jacket instead:

:****:

I noticed the same thing with you on it . . . . . :acute:

 

[dougc]

Looks like this was the best 'fest ever.
I'm almost crying having not been there.

Me too, George. Woulda, coulda, shoulda, but didn't go this year.

Thanks to all who did for the stories, pics and vids.

Can't make Boise either, big bummer.

dougc

 

[vectervp1]

Just finished spending a couple hours washing the Dirty Ol Whore getting off all the Playa and other 'stuff'.
Water soluable MY ASS!!!

There are many parts of my FJR that look like ASS and nothing I tried worked. :angry2:

To all you pussy m-f'ers out there that were too chicken-shit to use your own FJR and jacket (Yes that's you vectervp1) and used MY FJR and jacket instead:

:****:

Exactly why I used someone elses bike and jacket. Why risk my brand new jacket with paintballs when I can use your nasty ass jacket?

 

[vectervp1]

So before you get your panties in too much of a bunch there, perhaps you should ask yourself what the goo on your blue dress jacket really is. I have it from an inside source that you got pretty hammered Saturday night and were hanging around the Burning Man group at a bar into the wee hours of the night. Perhaps your memory is a little hazy on what happened that night.

If I recall correctly, that jacket was mysteriously placed on your bike by god knows who. Perhaps it was your lover who noticed you left it there at his place when you stumbled out that night. I'm just sayin' you know.....

 

[RenoJohn]

Yawwzzzaaaaaa,

...was that some good fun or what?

Threw my ride report together ...3days and 200miles

Report can be seen here(clicky)

A few comments:

- If you are in Iron Maiden's sites (as in gun) .....you can kisss your ass goodbye

- If you are SkooterG and want to hang with a hick from Nevada late into Saturday night ...you better start training

- If you can walk naked through fire in front of many friends ....you have my ultimate respect. That was some good silly.

.....Enjoy the report renojohn

 

[Warchild]

- If you are SkooterG and want to hang with a hick from Nevada late into Saturday night ...you better start training

 

[Gerry.GEG]

Great report as usual John,

Thanks,

Gerry

Yawwzzzaaaaaa,...was that some good fun or what?

Threw my ride report together ...3days and 200miles

Report can be seen here(clicky)

A few comments:

- If you are in Iron Maiden's sites (as in gun) .....you can kisss your ass goodbye

- If you are SkooterG and want to hang with a hick from Nevada late into Saturday night ...you better start training

- If you can walk naked through fire in front of many friends ....you have my ultimate respect. That was some good silly.

.....Enjoy the report renojohn