Cloe must have something going on. She has two guys fighting over her instead of protecting the country.
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Bill
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I got nothin' here...
And would you believe...?
I have never seen a single episode.
Kiefer. WTF? Who names their kid Kiefer? I'll bet he was trying to say; "pass me the REEFER", while choking on a slurpee from 7/11.
I have never seen a single episode.
Kiefer. WTF? Who names their kid Kiefer? I'll bet he was trying to say; "pass me the REEFER", while choking on a slurpee from 7/11.
pawtracks
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Inlaw1
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OMG!! Did I see that right? Shadow guy from last year is JACKS BROTHER??!!
WOW! This show sure can twist up the plot.
WOW! This show sure can twist up the plot.
UweRoss
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I like the show, but you really do have to suspend any notion of reality. I mean a god damned nuke went off. And what does Jack do? He freaking looks directly at it! Hello! The man should be blind. He also should know better. Half an hour after the nuke goes off, he's on the road again and getting around without any problem. Huh? Can you imagine LA area traffic shortly after a small nuke went off? Nobody would be getting *anywhere*.
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-Uwe-
OrangevaleFJR
R.I.P. Our FJR Riding Friend
His Brother??? Whoa. Suffocate the asshole!
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
C'mon, now.... it was just a low-yield suitcase nuke. Only flattens stuff within a city block. 'Tis a bummer of you are downwind of it, however, 'cuz that radiation stuff is bad ju-ju, don't 'cha know.....
:lol:
Only in Hollywood...
Still, it is an entertaining show...
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I thought tonight's episode was kinda slow... up until the midpoint shocker when we found out that the A-hole was Jack's brother. Now we're only left to wonder if Daddy is going to turn out to be a badguy that Jack ends up annihilating. We shall see.
I saw this stuff about Jack on the net & thought I'd share. Enjoy...
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he wanted to kill her himself.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded, "Blood."
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Get one thing straight, the only reason that container ship is still afloat is that Jack Bauer doesn't feel like swimming all the way to China.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.
The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer took a stress test, the test failed.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
The government takes portions of Jack Bauer's lungs to make gas masks.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm screwed."
Please forgive Kim Bauer for her imperfections. After all she is half human.
Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
Jack Bauer slept with Nina who slept with Tony who slept with Michelle which explains why she was immune to the virus.
In one episode, there was an assassin who had the ability to throw Jack Bauer to the ground and break his rib. I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
Jack is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now.
The only reason David Palmer is dead was because when faced with a national threat, he called the First Lady instead of Jack Bauer. Idiot.
A fist fight with Jack Bauer is more commonly known as a gunfight.
Jack Bauer doesn't have time to wear a seat belt. It is much more time-efficient for him to simply shoot anything that might cause an accident.
In Iraq, the U.S. military recently concluded a military offensive utilizing 200 armored ground vehicles and 50 weaponized helicopters in an intense search for terrorists called "OPERATION SWARMER" or, as Jack Bauer calls it, "casual Friday."
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
Jack Bauer once got Mad Cow and Bird Flu at the same time. It was the most relaxing fifteen minutes of his day.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack Bauer once downloaded the entire Internet onto his PDA.
Jack Bauer once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.
I saw this stuff about Jack on the net & thought I'd share. Enjoy...
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he wanted to kill her himself.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded, "Blood."
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Get one thing straight, the only reason that container ship is still afloat is that Jack Bauer doesn't feel like swimming all the way to China.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.
The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer took a stress test, the test failed.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
The government takes portions of Jack Bauer's lungs to make gas masks.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm screwed."
Please forgive Kim Bauer for her imperfections. After all she is half human.
Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
Jack Bauer slept with Nina who slept with Tony who slept with Michelle which explains why she was immune to the virus.
In one episode, there was an assassin who had the ability to throw Jack Bauer to the ground and break his rib. I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
Jack is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now.
The only reason David Palmer is dead was because when faced with a national threat, he called the First Lady instead of Jack Bauer. Idiot.
A fist fight with Jack Bauer is more commonly known as a gunfight.
Jack Bauer doesn't have time to wear a seat belt. It is much more time-efficient for him to simply shoot anything that might cause an accident.
In Iraq, the U.S. military recently concluded a military offensive utilizing 200 armored ground vehicles and 50 weaponized helicopters in an intense search for terrorists called "OPERATION SWARMER" or, as Jack Bauer calls it, "casual Friday."
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
Jack Bauer once got Mad Cow and Bird Flu at the same time. It was the most relaxing fifteen minutes of his day.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack Bauer once downloaded the entire Internet onto his PDA.
Jack Bauer once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.
Bike Effects
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I need to know who Jack's cellular provider is and where he gets his cell phone batteries.
git-r-dan
one of those musician types
FJR_pig
Bud Light Real Man of Genius
I'm still not convinced that Curtis actually died. I wouldn't call what was shown a "last breath" exactly. They could be playing it up that the rest of the characters think he died, but only one hour later, a nuke went off. In all the confusion, they may have not received word that Curtis was revived and is in surgery somewhere. Communications could be interupted with the nuke detonation.
Oh, and I heard that later in the season, it will be revealed that Chloe actually has a penis.
Oh, and I heard that later in the season, it will be revealed that Chloe actually has a penis.
OrangevaleFJR
R.I.P. Our FJR Riding Friend
There are ludicrous moments in the show that are so stupid they piss me off...then I get over it when Jack caps a bad guy just because he deserves it.C'mon, now.... it was just a low-yield suitcase nuke. Only flattens stuff within a city block. 'Tis a bummer of you are downwind of it, however, 'cuz that radiation stuff is bad ju-ju, don't 'cha know.....
:lol:
Only in Hollywood...
Still, it is an entertaining show...
chickey191
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WHOAH big fella -That's unbelievable that Jack had to off Curtis last night. Curtis has been around the show for several years.... who is going to lead the Assult Teams now? :lol: Killing off a long-time main character every so often is a trademark '24" stunt that keeps the show at the top of the prime-time heap.
I think Jack got pissed off at the ragheads lit off that small yield nuke in Valencia. Instead of the broken, defeated man he was coming out of China, I think we'll see the old Jack in future episodes.... B)
Yes, he does. I hate the prick; can't wait till Jack applies his "interrogation" techniques on him.....
Who says that Curtis is DEAD? did you see the dead body - paramedics were called and Jack ran off. Someone mentioned he was dead, but he only shot him in the shoulder/neck and how many folks have been on this show that "weren't quite dead, yet"?
So - I say that Curtis is NOT dead - but that it is a 50/50 deal of whether he comes back PISSED at Jack -
or it was all part of Jack's plan to **** someone by sneaking Curtis in
OR
it could be Curtis will come back PRETENDING to be pissed at jack and thereby double crossing (triple crossing) some terrorist.
OR _
Curtis will show up and mary Kim (jack's daughter) or his Ex-girlfriend -
helll - didn't he shoot her last year?
And since when did this guy turn into Jack's brother?
5 hours in and jack hasn't shot anyone in the knee yet - (just the neck)
One more for you-
So Jack pops his brother and throws him into the chair - runs over and rips the electrical cord out of the lamp
Poll - how many people thought he would
A. Shock treatment - torture his brother
B. Tie him up to torture him
C. Floss
odot
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I thought he was going to do some cat's cradle thing with the cord.....
Inlaw1
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That's right. He finally got killed off by a helicopter when one crashed into the ER bay from the roof of the building, landing right on top of him.
He did have time to look up and say, "Oh shi.."
Previews for next week have Jack placing a plastic bag over his sweet brothers head for fun. Just two brother rough housing a bit!
FJR_pig
Bud Light Real Man of Genius
wheatonFJR
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Hey beerme,
That was a fun list. Made me laugh out loud.
My 17 year old son says that some of the items are knock offs of a Chuck Norris list that seems to have made the rounds at his high school.
That was a fun list. Made me laugh out loud.
My 17 year old son says that some of the items are knock offs of a Chuck Norris list that seems to have made the rounds at his high school.
Yeah, I googled part of the list, which I originally heard parts of last year on Rush's show. I found this list that had over a thousand Jack Bauer tidbits, but stuff toward the end of the list isn't very amusing. So I c/p some of the better ones here. Glad ya liked it!
odot
CC member # 17,----- DUP member # 7, mensa club m
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