25 year old blond about 125 lbs

[ponyfool]

Good comments so far. To add some wisdom copped from another's signature on another board, however:
[SIZE=12pt]"If it flies, floats or fucks, you're better off renting it." [/SIZE]

LMAO!

Unfortunately, the first time around, I didn't rent it. It appears I leased it. Then, when the lease was up, she got to keep the house.

Made the "mistake" again years later. We've been together for 13 years, happy for 12 1/2 of them (we had a rough spot about 7 years ago). I can honestly say I've never been happier.

To quote a once very funny, then very stupid comedian, "I love my wife, and you can too for just $12"- Bob Saget.

 

[wheatonFJR]

my wife is getting old and weather beating

The wife doesn't peruse this forum I guess... :lol:

 

[NoCage]

my wife is getting old and weather beating

The wife doesn't peruse this forum I guess... :lol:

Nope, she's on another forum saying "Wanted - 25 year old blond about 175 lbs... husband getting old and weather beaten".

 

[caryt]

I can arrange a rental unit for you...much cheaper overall :yahoo: Being in nevada has its advantages

Cary

 

[odot]

Count me in on that rental unit.....I'll take one of those.

 

[Orient_Express]

I'm on my third one - this is it. I don't want any more girls!! (NO - no guys either!!)

 

[HaulinAshe]

After your 4.5 minutes are up, they want to talk, and all I want to do is sleep. Don't think it would be compatible.

No fair counting the 92 seconds of foreplay! So here, I fixed it for you.

After your 2.95 minutes are up, they want to talk, and all I want to do is sleep. Don't think it would be compatible.

I've had "more than one" good marriage. It doesn't get any better than a happy marriage. It doesn't get any worse than an unhappy one. Like everything else in life, it's all about balance IMHO.

Just out of curiosity... how expensive are the rental units in LV? The ones in Mexico are pretty darn cheap, but damn it's hot in the summer!

 

[FJRandy]

No matter how hot "she" is, there's someone else out there who's sick of her shit.

That is the truth and has come to be a well known phrase! :clapping:

And of coure the second most popular quote....

"The first 5 years it looks good enough to eat. After that, it starts to look like it can eat YOU!" :dribble:

 

[James Burleigh]

my wife is getting old and weather beating.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, fall in love with your wife.

...and weather beating.

Fang's just getting a little weather beaten. Well, me too. Who's giving your wife the beating...? Could be why she's getting tired of you. Oh! Sorry. It was the other way around, right?

 

[Dwavey]

Women are a lot like cars aren't they? When they first come on the market as new models (at least in a legal sense) there's a lot of interest in the features but other than a quick spin most guys aren't sure about owning one because you can't be sure of the reliability and overall performance, when she turns 25 she becomes a popular model and you want as many as you can get for both fun and show despite the high acquisition and maintenance costs, at 40 she becomes a collector's item that might still attract glances of admiration from the masses but are only sought out for more than a quick test drive by a particular type of owner, at 50 she becomes an antique that may be cherished by their owners but who only take them out on special occassions and seek out a newer popular model for fun and excitement, and at 60 she becomes a heritage classic that causes owners to reminisce about what she was like when she was a popular model and what might have been had another model been acquired instead ...

 

[v65]

I can arrange a rental unit for you...much cheaper overall :yahoo: Being in nevada has its advantages
Cary

Hey the wife and I might be interested in one of those! Get your minds out of the gutter, will the rentals clean, do laundry, make meals, etc.?

 

[AethonFJR]

Why is it that what women wants is ONE man to fill her EVERY need; and what men want is for EVERY woman to fill his ONE need????

 

[EffBee]

You can't have mine. A few years past warranty, but still solid as a rock, although she does have an intake leak (routinely makes a loud sucking noise). Powerplant is solid. . .this baby COOKS! Her PSI is holding up pretty well (not even close to the wear bars) so replacements are not necessary. Collegiate gynmastic engineering has given her just enough flex in her frame for great handling. Routine backroad runs help keep her light and flickable. Has been known to hang it out, and has even backed it in once or twice. Tremendous long-travel suspension. Still has that attractive and narrowly tapered back seat, even after producing two new models. Occassionally consumes a bit too much coolant and is hard to start, but once fired up runs up to and past the rev limiter. Doesn't demand a lot of farkling. Prefers family rides and outings instead. Very frugal on fuel. A real great investment. Contributes equally to our joint plans. Worth lots more than I paid for 'er. No plans to trade. EVER!

 

[khrome]

had a bad one... got a good one now... don't want to trade her in... but would'nt mind test driving a few new ones just for the fun of it

khrome

 

[frayne]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

 

[meosborn]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[SIZE=18pt]+1[/SIZE]

 

[Mike-H]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[SIZE=18pt]+1[/SIZE]

WHY?...."REALITY WOULD JUST SCARE YOU ANYWAY" :blink:

 

[cota95]

What I like...

What the wife would like...

What would be fun...

Where we are headed...

 

[Geezer]

Will this one do?

 

[fjr]

Paris gets out of jail soon. Give her a calll....she's probably

looking for a "mature" guy.