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NoCage

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Haven't heard this one until recently, sorry if it's a repeat...

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman belly up to a bar and each orders a pint of ale.

A fly lands in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushes his away in disgust, refusing to drink it.

The Scotsman blows off the froth along with the fly and proceeds to drink his.

The Irishman reaches into his mug and pulls the fly out, yelling, SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!

 
Swap the Scotsman and Irishman :drinks:

(You must have heard it from a Welshman, they never get anything right)

Chris (English)

 
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