This had me laughing a few times... :lol:
https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-insane-things-nobody-tells-you-about-riding-motorcycle/
https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-insane-things-nobody-tells-you-about-riding-motorcycle/
4 Insane Things Nobody Tells You about Riding a Motorcycle
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"and have not one but two brakes -- using either of which at the wrong time will hurl you off the bike like a meat trebuchet."
"and have not one but two brakes -- using either of which at the wrong time will hurl you off the bike like a meat trebuchet."
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Excellent! 
" And while we're at it, what is a Danger Sphere, and can I have one?"
" And while we're at it, what is a Danger Sphere, and can I have one?"
Hudson
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His 5 things they don't tell you about owning a classic car is even better. Such gems as:
I'm constantly finding new details to incessantly and criminally bore my wife with: "But really the optimal year for the Riviera is the '67, when they upgraded to the baseline 430 while keeping most of the same classic lines," I will tell her, as she eyeballs other, more interesting men from across the room. "Hideaway lights!" I'll squeal, while she quietly googles "Oregon divorce law" on her Android, sighing when the page loads instantly, still cached in her history.
I'm constantly finding new details to incessantly and criminally bore my wife with: "But really the optimal year for the Riviera is the '67, when they upgraded to the baseline 430 while keeping most of the same classic lines," I will tell her, as she eyeballs other, more interesting men from across the room. "Hideaway lights!" I'll squeal, while she quietly googles "Oregon divorce law" on her Android, sighing when the page loads instantly, still cached in her history.
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SacramentoMike
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I had a couple of favorite lines. Bungie quoted one. Here's the other: "I have no idea why zombie movies even exist anymore, because they sell full suits of bite-proof armor in your local auto parts store. The drama would probably be somewhat diminished if every episode of The Walking Dead was just a smugly grinning Rick wading unharmed through the undead horde." Thanks, T.
gixxerjasen
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He didn't say anything about the bugs. Certainly he must not ride and live where there's a "Love Bug Season."
Redfish Hunter
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I think that those spawns of hell are limited to the southernmost states. I dread that time of year. I have only known one person who liked those things. He owned several car washes. He wished they were here and mating year round.
HotRodZilla
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Hehe...That was funny.
I do protest, those dang things live in the Northeast also. Last weekend riding two days in the Adirondacks. PS kept telling the son he was licking the wrong side
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