50 Shades Of Grayish

[beemerdons]

50 Shades Of Grayish





He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved


forwards then backwards, forward then backward, again and again. Back and forth,


back and forth, in and out, a little to the right, a little to the left, she


could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts, and trickling down


the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.


Her heart was pounding, her face was flushed, she moaned, softly at


first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a


piercing scream and shouted; "OK, OK, you smug *******, I can't parallel park,


you do it."

 

[El Toro Joe]

That's perfect Don...I sent it to my wife

 

[majicmaker]

Ha Ha!! That's funny.

 

[mcatrophy]

B-b-but my wife doesn't get into a sweat about anything these days (unless when she's having a hot flush, of course).

And she CAN parallel park.

 

[scubatech]

What an unhappy ending Don........Damn!

 

[juniorfjr]

I just bought her a car that'll parallel park for her. Now she doesn't get worked up at all.

 

[CAJW]

When I read this to the wife, she inquired, " are you reading posts by Beemerdons again? ".

 

[LKLD]

Don, I hope, and pray, that things go your way in February. That way, we can read ride reports, instead of your jokes! NSJS

 

[FJRPittsburgh]

Very nicely stated. All the sexual fun I can take for one day.