dcarver
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Four guys have been going on the same riding trip along the California coast for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him that she's had it and this year he isn't going.
Jack's riding buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three pull into the parking lot at Alice's Restaurant in the foothills above Santa Cruz and see Jack's bike already parked, and find Jack sitting at a table with four beers set up !
"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here several hours now. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'."
"On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes. She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did."
"And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So - - - Here I am."
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him that she's had it and this year he isn't going.
Jack's riding buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three pull into the parking lot at Alice's Restaurant in the foothills above Santa Cruz and see Jack's bike already parked, and find Jack sitting at a table with four beers set up !
"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here several hours now. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'."
"On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes. She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did."
"And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So - - - Here I am."
