A Chicken and a Horse

[Surly]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken

to go get the farmer for help !

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm..

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,

but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a

length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the

chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful

bike, rescued the horse !

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,

and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented:

Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life !

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing

and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,

saving his life.

The moral of the story, (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral !)

"When you're hung like a horse, You don't, need a Harley to pick up chicks !”

 

[gregory]

Pretty damn funny Surly!

 

[Bugnatr]

Pretty damn funny Surly!

+1

 

[escapefjrtist]

**Like**

--G

 

[HotRodZilla]

I heard that like 300 years ago with an elephant, a mouse and a Porche. Still funny though, and I like the "pick up chicks" line.

 

[Uncle Hud]

Funny, and explains why I don't own a Harley.

 

[mcatrophy]

Where can i buy a Harley?

 

[LCB]

I have a Harley.... I guess I'm compensating for the fact that I don't have a "hangy-down thing"

 

[Uncle Hud]

I have a Harley.... I guess I'm compensating for the fact that I don't have a "hangy-down thing"

So much for "Gender: Not Telling". But hey, LCB, where did you get a gold FJR?

 

[wheatonFJR]

I have a Harley.... I guess I'm compensating for the fact that I don't have a "hangy-down thing"

So much for "Gender: Not Telling".

She/he still didn't tell...maybe She/he is always "at attention".

Just kidding..I've met this nice person and I'm not telling either.

 

[LCB]

I have a Harley.... I guess I'm compensating for the fact that I don't have a "hangy-down thing"

So much for "Gender: Not Telling". But hey, LCB, where did you get a gold FJR?

I bought it used in CA, all original w/40K on the odo and the paint was old and tired... I picked a color to match a bottle of nail polish and added some burgundy metal flake hoping to bring out a bit of the original Black Cherry when it was in the sun. Didn't turn out exactly the way I planned (few things do) and since I wrecked the right side of it in WY, I'm gonna have to paint it again one of these days - not sure what color to pick next time...

 

[HotRodZilla]

Let's see..."Gender: Not Telling." The only man that would put down, "Not Telling" is either from Wheaton or rides a scooter. Since LCB doesn't seem to fit either of those, I'll give you two wild guesses as to her gender.

 

[Uncle Hud]

I bought it used in CA, all original w/40K on the odo and the paint was old and tired... I picked a color to match a bottle of nail polish and added some burgundy metal flake hoping to bring out a bit of the original Black Cherry when it was in the sun. Didn't turn out exactly the way I planned (few things do) and since I wrecked the right side of it in WY, I'm gonna have to paint it again one of these days - not sure what color to pick next time...

Well, I like the gold. A lot, actually.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Let's see..."Gender: Not Telling." The only man that would put down, "Not Telling" is either from Wheaton or rides a scooter. Since LCB doesn't seem to fit either of those, I'll give you two wild guesses as to her gender.

 

[LCB]

Let's see..."Gender: Not Telling." The only man that would put down, "Not Telling" is either from Wheaton or rides a scooter. Since LCB doesn't seem to fit either of those, I'll give you two wild guesses as to her gender.

I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body - I don't know what to choose... I'm so confused!

 

[Geezer]

Let's see..."Gender: Not Telling." The only man that would put down, "Not Telling" is either from Wheaton or rides a scooter. Since LCB doesn't seem to fit either of those, I'll give you two wild guesses as to her gender.

I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body - I don't know what to choose... I'm so confused!

The statement of painting your FJR to match a bottle of nail polish supports that statement.

You going to be at EOM?

 

[BigOgre]

Back to the joke for a minute . . . heard Roger Allan Wade tell that to Johnny Knoxville about a week ago on Sirius/XM. Substituted in a Mercedes and was a little more graphic with the "hangy-down thing" though. Hey Surly, you got some version of satellite radio down there? Just curious.

 

[LCB]

The statement of painting your FJR to match a bottle of nail polish supports that statement.

I don't always paint my nails... but when I do, I use cool colors.

I'm planning on SE OH(WV), SWFOG and possibly Hooterville in Oct but EOM conflicts with other stuff. I wish I could be there.... maybe next year.

 

[Surly]

Back to the joke for a minute . . . heard Roger Allan Wade tell that to Johnny Knoxville about a week ago on Sirius/XM. Substituted in a Mercedes and was a little more graphic with the "hangy-down thing" though. Hey Surly, you got some version of satellite radio down there? Just curious.

No, I just relay jokes sent to me that I think FORUM members could like.