A good goat

[Imp]

Farmer Smith was arrested for having *** with one of his goats. He needed a lawyer. One of his friends told him, “I know a lawyer that is really good at arguing the case in the court room, but his isn’t very good a picking a jury. I also know a lawyer who isn’t very good arguing, but his knows how to pick a jury. Sorry , that’s all I can help you with.”

Farmer Smith didn’t know what to do, but he eventually decided to pick the lawyer who knew how to pick a jury.

On the day of his trial, the prosecution called their first witness. The prosecuting attorney asked the witness to tell the jury what she had seen. The lady said “I was driving by Farmer Smith’s place and I saw Farmer Smith in his goat pen and he was ******* one of his goats in the ***. After he got done ******* the goat, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean.”

Farmer Smith felt that this was then end for him. Just then, he heard one of the members of the jury lean over and say to another member of the jury in a hushed tone......... “A good goat will do that.”

 

[exskibum]

Farmer Smith felt that this was then end for him. Just then, he heard one of the members of the jury lean over and say to another member of the jury in a hushed tone......... “A good goat will do that.”

Oh, man -- this one's headed for NEPRT. Certain to rekindle the passions and argumentativeness of ShinypartsUp and BustanutJoker on the merits of goats vs. sheep as caring lovers . . . for the hundredth time or so. :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

Farmer Smith felt that this was then end for him. Just then, he heard one of the members of the jury lean over and say to another member of the jury in a hushed tone......... “A good goat will do that.”

Oh, man -- this one's headed for NEPRT. Certain to rekindle the passions and argumentativeness of ShinypartsUp and BustanutJoker on the merits of goats vs. sheep as caring lovers . . . for the hundredth time or so. :lol:

Rich, I already forwarded this goat joke on to Bustanut joker and ShinyPartsUp; Oh, and also to FJRay!

 

[Imp]

Yes goats need LOVE too

 

[beemerdons]

Yes goats need LOVE too

So True, My Friend!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Farmer Smith was arrested for having *** with one of his goats. He needed a lawyer. One of his friends told him, “I know a lawyer that is really good at arguing the case in the court room, but his isn’t very good a picking a jury. I also know a lawyer who isn’t very good arguing, but his knows how to pick a jury. Sorry , that’s all I can help you with.”

Farmer Smith didn’t know what to do, but he eventually decided to pick the lawyer who knew how to pick a jury.

On the day of his trial, the prosecution called their first witness. The prosecuting attorney asked the witness to tell the jury what she had seen. The lady said “I was driving by Farmer Smith’s place and I saw Farmer Smith in his goat pen and he was ******* one of his goats in the ***. After he got done ******* the goat, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean.”

Farmer Smith felt that this was then end for him. Just then, he heard one of the members of the jury lean over and say to another member of the jury in a hushed tone......... “A good goat will do that.”

So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

 

[Old Michael]

.....So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

Oh, Christ.

Like a moth to the flame.

 

[exskibum]

.....So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

Oh, Christ.

Like a moth to the flame.

Told ya that'd happen. Bust will be along any time now -- with TMI about intimate details of sheep ***.

 

[beemerdons]

.....So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

Oh, Christ.

Like a moth to the flame.

Told ya that'd happen. Bust will be along any time now -- with TMI about intimate details of sheep ***.

Hey Shiny, please ask Farmer Smith if that goat has a sister!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

.....So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

Oh, Christ.

Like a moth to the flame.

Told ya that'd happen. Bust will be along any time now -- with TMI about intimate details of sheep ***.

Hey Shiny, please ask Farmer Smith if that goat has a sister!

Can't right now. I'm busy. :drag:

 

[beemerdons]

.....So how much does Farmer Smith want for that hooved hoover?

Oh, Christ.

Like a moth to the flame.

Told ya that'd happen. Bust will be along any time now -- with TMI about intimate details of sheep ***.

Hey Shiny, please ask Farmer Smith if that goat has a sister!

Can't right now. I'm busy. :drag:

So ShinyPartsUp, did you ever check on that goat's sister for your Papa Chuy? Inquiring minds want to know! Help out a Bro'!