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No I got about exactly what I expected from this post on here. lol

btw I've always lived on Earth, that's nothing new.

 
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mesmerizing.

What is this thread about again?
Oh for petey's sake Mark, stay focused dammit!

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This.. is AWESOME !!! ... see what happens when guys get PMS :)

Ok, next time give a warning! My wife walked behind me right after I opened your link, and slapped the sh@$ out me!
I was lookin over my shoulder the whole time !!

 
A Mule once found a Lion's skin which some hunters had left out in the sun to dry. He put it on and went towards his native village.

All fled at his approach, both men and animals, and he was a proud Mule that day. In his delight he lifted up his voice and brayed, but then every one knew it was him, and his owner came up and gave him a sound beating for the fright he had caused.

Shortly afterwards a Fox came up to him and said: "Ah, I knew you by your voice."

 
Beemerdons and Busta were hanging out on the porch of Beemer's farm one day. To pass the time, Beemer suggested a game of 20 questions.

"How's that work?" asked Busta?

"Well," says Beemer, "I think of an answer and write it down on this here napkin, and you try to guess the answer by asking up to 20 questions."

"Ok" says Busta. So Beemerdons looks around the farm, sees a mule peeing in the fields, and writes down "Mule ****."

Busta asks his first question: "Can you eat it?"

Beemer laughs and shakes his head. "Well, I suppose so... I mean...if you had to."

Busta: "Is it Mule ****?"

 
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A Mule once found a Lion's skin which some hunters had left out in the sun to dry. He put it on and went towards his native village.
All fled at his approach, both men and animals, and he was a proud Mule that day. In his delight he lifted up his voice and brayed, but then every one knew it was him, and his owner came up and gave him a sound beating for the fright he had caused.

Shortly afterwards a Fox came up to him and said: "Ah, I knew you by your voice."
Beemerdons and Busta were hanging out on the porch of Beemer's farm one day. To pass the time, Beemer suggested a game of 20 questions.
"How's that work?" asked Busta?

"Well," says Beemer, "I think of an answer and write it down on this here napkin, and you try to guess the answer by asking up to 20 questions."

"Ok" says Busta. So Beemerdons looks around the farm, sees a mule peeing in the fields, and writes down "Mule ****."

Busta asks his first question: "Can you eat it?"

Beemer laughs and shakes his head. "Well, I suppose so... I mean...if you had to."

Busta: "Is is Mule ****?"
Um...I don't get it (them). WTF??

 
Mine was one of Aesop's Fables, the fortune cookie meaning of which is: "Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool"

 
I dunno. I'm beginning to really appreciate Beemerdons contributions in this thread more and more.

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EDIT: Just call me Mr. Lowbrow.

 
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I could try to explain the Mule **** joke to ya, Zillah, but it's really all in the delivery.

 
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