A New Day Has Dawned

[UberKul]

The only way most West-Coasters could get enlightened, is if we crammed a Soltek up their arse!

Thanks for reminding me... those big lights... compensating for something are we? Those after market lights are just soo big and scary. Bann 'em! If you must have them you should be required to have formal education on the proper use of said light which would entitle you to a "Big Light" endorsement for your drivers license.

Shouldn't that be a "BALLS" license? Big. Ass. Light. Licences.

You think I'm kidding?

Obviously the seriousness of this is not hitting some of you. :huh:

Radar detectors should be illegal, go the speed limit and save $300.00.

 

[TriggerT]

The only way most West-Coasters could get enlightened, is if we crammed a Soltek up their arse!

Thanks for reminding me... those big lights... compensating for something are we? Those after market lights are just soo big and scary. Bann 'em! If you must have them you should be required to have formal education on the proper use of said light which would entitle you to a "Big Light" endorsement for your drivers license.

Shouldn't that be a "BALLS" license? Big. Ass. Light. Licences.

You think I'm kidding?

Obviously the seriousness of this is not hitting some of you. :huh:

Radar detectors should be illegal, go the speed limit and save $300.00.

OK, who invited 5-0 into the party? Just like the man to always be keepin us brothers down.

 

[UberKul]

How about those long distance riders (Iron Bottom?) I think they are called. What's the point? It's obviously another outlet for a lack of performance elsewhere. Bann it!

If you feel the need to prove ************ by riding ridiculously large mileage in a fixed amount of time at least make the game more interesting.

Do it naked on a Vespa! Doooood, that's the ultimate expression of self while connecting to your inner adventurer.

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I've got to go to work now.

"The Man" requires I be productive today and is stifling my oneness with the universe. :angry:

 

[TriggerT]

Just chant:

"O-Money-Come-To-Me" over and over, and all your problems, and your issues with your oneness will be taken care of.

 

[jwhite518]

How about those long distance riders (Iron Bottom?) I think they are called. What's the point? It's obviously another outlet for a lack of performance elsewhere. Bann it!If you feel the need to prove ************ by riding ridiculously large mileage in a fixed amount of time at least make the game more interesting.

Do it naked on a Vespa! Doooood, that's the ultimate expression of self while connecting to your inner adventurer.

I heard that Barack Obama did that Tiny Balls Gold ride 25 times in a row. There's no way I'd vote for him now.

 

[Silver Penguin]

Go hug a tree! I shall be saving gas, emissions and time by commuting efficiently and quickly on my motorcycle. That does not include waiting unneccessarily in line, especially in the HOV lane behind the 40mph Prius when everyone else is doing 80! In addition, I will be sparing my health insurance the cost of providing a shrink and a Prozac prescription.

Perhaps you should think of buying a used bicycle, or some recycled walking shoes. Or maybe you could even walk barefoot.

Jill

 

[UberKul]

Go hug a tree! I shall be saving gas, emissions and time by commuting efficiently and quickly on my motorcycle. That does not include waiting unneccessarily in line, especially in the HOV lane behind the 40mph Prius when everyone else is doing 80! In addition, I will be sparing my health insurance the cost of providing a shrink and a Prozac prescription.
Perhaps you should think of buying a used bicycle, or some recycled walking shoes. Or maybe you could even walk barefoot.

Jill

As a matter of fact I picked vegetables from my self fertilized garden this morning (barefoot of course). Followed that up with a bath in rain water with soap made from pine sap and ear wax.

80 miles per hour on the freeway! Thats dangerous and you should be cited.

 

[UberKul]

It's been a great April Fools' Day everyone. Please don't believe or take offense to any of the crap I've been spewing. I'm kinda hoping this forum heading and all that's enclosed will disappear at midnight.

 

[Silver Penguin]

It's been a great April Fools' Day everyone. Please don't believe or take offense to any of the crap I've been spewing. I'm kinda hoping this forum heading and all that's enclosed will disappear at midnight.

It's been lots of fun today, hasn't it? I guess you be driving the Hummer instead of the Prius tomorrow? and dining at the Golden Arches instead of picking your home grown organic vegetables? I shall be commuting on the bike, as usual because it's the best part of the working day. No matter what they throw at me, I'm going for a bike ride when they're done. :yahoo:

Jill