Dog? I thought it was a ***** (cat).
edit - Nope viewing the blown up pictures it is clearly a dog. My bad.
edit - Nope viewing the blown up pictures it is clearly a dog. My bad.
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A New Mexico state police officer has been fired after security cameras caught him having *** with a woman on the hood of a car.
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Warchild
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Well.... all this is pretty much horseshit. Likely enough, because of the uniform thingy, he may not win the appeal if he tries - they will nail him on some creative "ethical standards" clause of some sort.
His biggest crime was boinking a chick in uniform.... ASSuming he was off-duty - which all the various articles seem to suggest - then I am guessing he *just* got off duty, and hadn't gotten out of uniform yet. OTOH... that's just speculation. Perhaps she had a "thing" for a cop in uniform to bang her in a (quasi) public area, and so she asked him to dress up for the part. Who knows. And, seriously... who cares?
Let this be a lesson to all: next time you're going to boink a chick on a hood of a car.... look around for surveillance cameras first. That, or remove *all* of the uniform first....
His biggest crime was boinking a chick in uniform.... ASSuming he was off-duty - which all the various articles seem to suggest - then I am guessing he *just* got off duty, and hadn't gotten out of uniform yet. OTOH... that's just speculation. Perhaps she had a "thing" for a cop in uniform to bang her in a (quasi) public area, and so she asked him to dress up for the part. Who knows. And, seriously... who cares?
Let this be a lesson to all: next time you're going to boink a chick on a hood of a car.... look around for surveillance cameras first. That, or remove *all* of the uniform first....
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exskibum
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Gotta agree with you, Fred (and WC) -- I don't get what the beef is or oughta be . . . unless he was on duty at the time.
What -- no one in internal affairs understands that uniforms can be a terrible turn on to members of the opposite ***? Or none ever had *** out in the open country? Puhleese! This guy has been a decorated officer, and when some hot babe convinces him that she'd LOVE it if he took her on the hood of her car out in the wide open spaces, in his uniform, THAT gets him fired?*
That's against human nature, heartless, and more than likely hypocritical as all get out. :angry2:
* Ferchrissakes, we know of LEO(s) and ex-LEO(s) involved in daisy chains with stuffed sheep! And seeing how this has turned out, I'm more glad than ever that the aforementioned prankster(s) weren't endangered by wearing anything connected to their department(s).
What -- no one in internal affairs understands that uniforms can be a terrible turn on to members of the opposite ***? Or none ever had *** out in the open country? Puhleese! This guy has been a decorated officer, and when some hot babe convinces him that she'd LOVE it if he took her on the hood of her car out in the wide open spaces, in his uniform, THAT gets him fired?*
That's against human nature, heartless, and more than likely hypocritical as all get out. :angry2:
* Ferchrissakes, we know of LEO(s) and ex-LEO(s) involved in daisy chains with stuffed sheep!
And seeing how this has turned out, I'm more glad than ever that the aforementioned prankster(s) weren't endangered by wearing anything connected to their department(s).
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Damn right. *** is the most natural thing in the word, I tell ya. Animals do it without incentive or malice all day long.
Without *** none o' them prudish *** wipes would even be here.
How on earth should this be a bad thing?
I think there should be a ground swell movement to get this fella' reinstated and...
What the hell, give him a promotion! He boinked an apparently good specimen of the opposite gender and is duly carrying on his job as a male copy of ****-sapiens.
What is the god damned problem with that?
These ******* prudes need to get beaten down. I mean, like, right now Before you know it, they'll rule the whole damn world.
Oh wait... Maybe it's too late?
(before you know it, it'll be illegal to take a dump.)
Without *** none o' them prudish *** wipes would even be here.
How on earth should this be a bad thing?
I think there should be a ground swell movement to get this fella' reinstated and...
What the hell, give him a promotion! He boinked an apparently good specimen of the opposite gender and is duly carrying on his job as a male copy of ****-sapiens.
What is the god damned problem with that?
These ******* prudes need to get beaten down. I mean, like, right now Before you know it, they'll rule the whole damn world.
Oh wait... Maybe it's too late?
(before you know it, it'll be illegal to take a dump.)
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joebiodiesel
I wish I could think of something witty to put her
I'm betting he was on duty. The PD won't release the duty schedule for who was on at the time. If he wasn't on duty while doing this, they'd most likely be waving it like a flag in his defense.
Joe
Joe
Zorlac
Well-known member
Maybe it was the Mayor's daughter?
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
+1 If he wan't on duty it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
And Fred, before you start your big "Save the Fornicators" campaign you might want to find out if he is married. Cause if he is, I bet his wife would most definitely consider this 'a bad thing'.
Hmm... Save the Fornicators. I like that!
Marriage is merely a contrived social arrangement, perpetrated upon the male of the human species by the less secure females.
In a truly natural world order, males would wander about spreading their genes far and wide with the most attractive and reproductive looking specimens. :yahoo:
Of course they would also probably have to fight to the death with other males for that privilege.
But on the bright side that would surely weed out all of the mamby-pamby, weakling, pacifist boys.
(Did I mention that I've been happily married for 34 years?
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dcarver
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I think there should be a ground swell movement to get this fella' reinserted and...
What the hell, give him a promotion! He boinked an apparently good specimen of the opposite gender and is duly carrying on his job as a male copy of ****-sapiens.
What is the god damned problem with that?
What the hell, give him a promotion! He boinked an apparently good specimen of the opposite gender and is duly carrying on his job as a male copy of ****-sapiens.
What is the god damned problem with that?
Bustanut joker
Well-known member
I think the dog set him up..
DailyCommuter
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
"to serve and protect" I think he had 'em both covered. Don't see the problem-
Steel
Well-known member
When I grow up I wanna be a cop!
Khunajawdge
Toto El Mundo!
I "think" it should be illegal to use hidden camera video to convict anybody of anything. Just today, I must have ended up recorded for at least an hour of my life, just stopping at stoplights, gassing up, or entering a convenience store.
Shoot, I AM reality TV, if someone is actually reviewing the recording. :blink:
Shoot, I AM reality TV, if someone is actually reviewing the recording. :blink:
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