A simplified urine test that may be relevant for guys

[Niehart]

[SIZE=13pt]Go outside and pee in the garden.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13pt]If ants gather:- diabetes.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13pt]If you pee on your feet:- prostate.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13pt]if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13pt]if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13pt]if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's[/SIZE]

 

[harper]

If you can't see your penis...obesity.

 

[Bugnatr]

 I got 5 out of 5  :****:

 

[Abercrombie FJR]

Ahh, Fuckit!   As long as you're peeing in the garden and not buried there its all good.

 

[SacramentoMike]

If you can't see your penis...obesity.

Maybe not.  You could just be blind.

 

[lnewlf]

or

 

[HotRodZilla]

or

Well, ****. There goes most of our chances to hump a unicorn. 

 

[Pterodactyl]