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Feejer/Weejer man

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Where to begin? First was to get certified for an IBA ride. George Zelenz made

it happen at WFO5. Thank you George. He did everything to help us out but ride the ride for us.

We also got our IBA #'s immediately after the ride instead of three to four

months out. The course laid out at the meeting the night prior to the ride.

Hints on Nevada's roadways proved to be a great help. We had a 1028 mile loop

and 7 pictures to document our ride.

Started off at 5 am so the first stop to take a picture of our bike, rally

towel and place so there would be enough light to take a clear picture with our

polaroid. Left out of Reno south to Virginia City through a nice little mountain

pass and some easy twisties to get you going early morning. Found my landmark

and took my picture and off to the east on 50 to Silver Springs. Just out of

Virginia City was the first perfomance award to another rider. Got to Silver

Springs took the polaroid and moved on. So far this is too easy.

Then south on alt 95 to Hawthorne. Found my landmark, took the picture and

off I went. Next off to Tonopah. Had a one way traffic stop for about 10

minutes, first of two delays.Gased up in Tonopah, took a little break, drank

some gtorade and ate a nutient bar. Found my landmark, took the picture and

again off in what I think is a flash. By IBA standards it was probably a nap.

Tonopah to Ely was about 170 miles. This portion of road now hwy 6 was able

to be navigated in a spirited way. Flat, straight and quick. Next land mark was

out of Baker in the Great Basin National Park.

So out of Ely through some sprinkles in the Ely pass. Slowed for an accident

by a cager going the other direction. Out of the pass and now the fun begins.

The thunder clouds started to form in the early afternoon. Mt. Wheeler is out

of Baker at 13,000 feet to which our next reference picture was at 10,500. 12

miles up a crooked little road, 5 laps around the parking lot, took my picture

then down the 12 miles which was a little faster than going up. But now the rain

has started. Lightning and wind and some heavy downpours. Got to the bottom and

had to gear up for the rain. Soaking wet with estimated 30 mph winds to go with

rain. You could barely see the road ahead. Gassed up as I was stopped to put my

rain gear on. This way I could now eliminate a gas stop down the road.

Now the time is passing and the conditions are not good. No way now to make

it to Reno for Friday night WFO dinner. So back through the Ely pass which is

now slick from the rain and full of the hillside silt and gravel that has washed

over the road. So now this ain't so easy. Wet and slowed down it was off to

Eureka, on the loneliest highway, 50. Still in the showers on and off but this

cooled the afternoon to very tolerable temps. With cloud cover and a breeze made

it great for riding conditions. Took my picture of the Eureka Opera house and

next gas stop was Fallon.

Hit Fallon about 7 pm and gassed up and planned to make Gerlach in daylight

to get a picture of the Famous Bruno Bar. But road construction turned twenty

minutes into almost 50 minutes. Sh**!!! Now it will be taking my picture at

Gerlach in the dark. Now the question is, am I done yet? The ride to Gerlach was

straight but now the fatigue is setting in and it is minimum 1 1/2 hour round trip

plus down time for the picture. So figure 2 hours. Took my last bit of

gatorade and ate the rest of a nutrient bar. Now about 9:30 and 77 miles out to

hwy 80. I felt like a beer at Bruno's but knew I couldn't. It is now really

dark and the aux. lights are on. Started dodgeing critters, rabbits, an owl

almost took me out and a coyote. I did not get sleepy but the strain of the

long day and hard riding was being felt. Got to hwy 80 and finally realized this

ain't easy at all. In fact it was downright grueling. 29 more miles, all on open

hwy. Short of 18 hours got to the hotel and realized I had mad it. A certified SS1K.

The bike performed as expected. What a great LD platform. My Russell seat was

beyond comfy for the 1045 miles I rode. In my mind to do this 10 more days in a

row would be almost impossible for me. The Iron Butt riders are true gods. The

mpg were low 40's unless the throttle was opened more on some of the straight

roads. Then low 30's.

Here's the scary part. I got off the bike, was met by George and some of the

other guys who helped with check in. Started documenting the miles and

pictures, talking about some of the ride. George asks if I took a nap. I know

they were like wondering what took you so long. It was about ten minutes of glee

when I looked at George and ask him to hold me up. Light headed, down I went to

my knees. About 15 seconds later I was up but not feeling too good. I had

totally dehydrated badly. Good thing I was grounded. I had a hydration bladder

and used it but it was still not enough. I also don't think I ate enough through

out the day. It took me all the next day to rehydrate and replenish my drained

body.

Now I have an IBA number and an experience that will never be forgotten. And

best of all I finished upright and with no performance awards. This dissertation

is why I am not a writer, but I tried to keep it short. Mike

Probably should ahve posted this in the ride reports. Sorry.

 
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Yea, the route was great, Kudo's to George for doing all the work setting it up and working with IBA to get everything there.

I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:

 
I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
Laughing to much to formulate a reply to this one...

 
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Yea, the route was great, Kudo's to George for doing all the work setting it up and working with IBA to get everything there.
I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
ROTFLMAO :lol:

Rouge, where's them pictures. :dribble:

 
I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
Laughing to much to formulate a reply to this one...
Yeah, who was that Zombie wandering around the Port Cochere? You know, the one who looked like Woodstock except with sunken eyes and a hollow gaze? Oh, you meant the day following....

 
Yea, the route was great, Kudo's to George for doing all the work setting it up and working with IBA to get everything there.
I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
1 step out of Belsen was the way you looked. However the next day fresh as a daisy or whatever!

Congratulations to all of you!!

 
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I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
Really? I thought you looked like hammered dog-squeezings, myself.

(which, BTW, is what you are supposed to look like after a spirited Iron Butt ride.... B) )

 
Yea, the route was great, Kudo's to George for doing all the work setting it up and working with IBA to get everything there.

I guess I was the only person who didn't show any signs of fatigue afterwards. Everyone kept saying how fresh and rested I looked during the evening afterwards. :dribble:
ROTFLMAO :lol:

Rouge, where's them pictures. :dribble:
I should have some up tomarrow.

 
Here we go:

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Gotta love that rear tire, eh?

Kudos to Dirty Dave's Cycles for getting a mechanic in on a Sunday morning to mount a new set of Avon's and get me on my way back to Seattle.

 
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Great write up Mike!

Woody, that tire looks fresh as a daisy... can't even see any chord showing for crying out loud.... 2/3 of it (on the outside) doesn't even look used! Drive a couple screws into it then maybe we'll talk... :lol:

 
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