A Woman's Perfect Breakfast!

[SouthernCruizer]

"Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis." - Stripes, circa 1987

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis." - Stripes, circa 1987

Oh, you can go ahead and tell those jokes if you feel the need, I didn't say you couldn't. Just don't expect me to laugh or join in the fun on that score. I don't need to lighten up. You just need to understand that not all share your idea of humor...and will speak up and not be silent about it. You're on the FJRForum...have a thick skin...

...you can criticize me all you want, I don't care. I'm used to it.

Just don't mess with my sister or other females I care about.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Speaking of breakfast...

Do you know why women's feet are smaller than mens'?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Don't EVER tell my wife I said that. I'm am afraid of her.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Speaking of breakfast...
Do you know why women's feet are smaller than mens'?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Don't EVER tell my wife I said that. I'm am afraid of her.

 

[SouthernCruizer]

Speaking of breakfast...
Do you know why women's feet are smaller than mens'?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Don't EVER tell my wife I said that. I'm am afraid of her.

As a man that has been married to a small footed, stove tending , scary woman for better than 33.5 years, I am DEEPLY OFFENDED~!~!!!!

 

[beemerdons]

Speaking of breakfast...
Do you know why women's feet are smaller than mens'?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Don't EVER tell my wife I said that. I'm am afraid of her.

AJ I just mailed this off to Miss C, no need to thank me 'Zilla! JSNS, Muerte ese!

 

[AVGeek]

This seems very appropriate here...

 

[RadioHowie]

"Freezy" ?????

 

[Fred W]

I heard the Howie makes his wife rice for breakfast?

 

[majicmaker]

"Freezy" ?????

 

[RadioHowie]

I heard the Howie makes his wife rice for breakfast?

Fred, that's WAY too cryptic.....whaddyamean??

 

[Fred W]

I heard the Howie makes his wife rice for breakfast?

Fred, that's WAY too cryptic.....whaddyamean??

Arsenic and old rice

 

[ionbeam]

I heard the Howie makes his wife rice for breakfast?

Fred, that's WAY too cryptic.....whaddyamean??

Never go toe to toe with a NERD. They go places manatee and armadillo fornicators would never see on the internet. I mean, how could you not know about the arsenic content of rice? :lol:

 

[RadioHowie]

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

 

[majicmaker]

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?
Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

 

[beemerdons]

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

Yeah RH, I also don't understand! Meeting Gramps out visiting from MN today, for a 80F Breakfast Ride here in Central Arizona, Thank God Winter is Over!

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161269-socal-bound-in-january/

 

[RadioHowie]

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

Yeah RH, I also don't understand! Meeting Gramps out visiting from MN today, for a 80F Breakfast Ride here in Central Arizona, Thank God Winter is Over!

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161269-socal-bound-in-january/

"Cabin fever is an idiomatic term, first recorded in 1838, for a claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a person or group is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with nothing to do for an extended period. Cabin fever describes the extreme irritability and restlessness a person may feel in these situations.

A person may experience cabin fever in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage. When experiencing cabin fever, a person may tend to sleep, have distrust of anyone they are with, and an urge to go outside even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate simple boredom from being home alone."

 

[clocklaw]

Speaking of breakfast...
Do you know why women's feet are smaller than mens'?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Don't EVER tell my wife I said that. I'm am afraid of her.

I always thought it was because Nothing grows good in the Shade!

 

[majicmaker]

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

So, this is how cabin fever manifests itself in the wilds of New England?

Google-fu hits new levels of awesome-ness???

Howie, what is this "cabin fever" thing of which you speak?

Yeah RH, I also don't understand! Meeting Gramps out visiting from MN today, for a 80F Breakfast Ride here in Central Arizona, Thank God Winter is Over!

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161269-socal-bound-in-january/

"Cabin fever is an idiomatic term, first recorded in 1838, for a claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a person or group is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with nothing to do for an extended period. Cabin fever describes the extreme irritability and restlessness a person may feel in these situations.

A person may experience cabin fever in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage. When experiencing cabin fever, a person may tend to sleep, have distrust of anyone they are with, and an urge to go outside even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate simple boredom from being home alone."

Ahhhhhh..... I see. Can't say I've ever had that experience. I live in Florida.

 

[Bearly Flying]

"Yeah RH, I also don't understand! Meeting Gramps out visiting from MN today, for a 80F Breakfast Ride here in Central Arizona, Thank God Winter is Over!"

I hate you Bastages.........