Advice needed from my Irish Brethren

[user 6393]

...and he's Irish.

Tips, pointers, pearls of wisdom, including topics to avoid at all cost? How many drinks will it take until he pretends he's drunk enough I can take advantage of him? Do I need to dress special, or is just showing up enough?

Yanno, all them regular questions...*LOL*

TYIA

 

[Bearly Flying]

We need pictures........

So is it OM or Beemerdon??????

Inquiring minds want to know.....

If after a couple of drinks, He starts doing River Dance,,,,, He's Gay.....NTTATWWT....

Good Luck Kid..

 

[Tyler]

...and he's Irish.
Tips, pointers, pearls of wisdom, including topics to avoid at all cost?

In the infamous words of Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"...

Run away!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Them Irish boys is trouble...

:lol:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Irish mothers never breast feed enough -- show some cleavage and he's hooked.

 

[MEM]

Just make sure he's not a twin:

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says ‘You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him.’

So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. ‘Excuse me sir,’ he starts, ‘but I noticed you look just like me!’

The second man turns around and says ‘Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?’

‘I’m from Dublin’, second man stunned says, ‘Me too! What street do you live on?’, ‘McCarthy street’, second man replies, ‘Me too! What number is it?’, the first man announces, ‘162′, second man shocked says, ‘Me too! What are your parents names?’, first man replies, ‘Connor and Shannon’, second man awestruck says, ‘Mine too! This is unbelievable!’

So, they buy some more Guinness and they’re talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks ‘What’s new today?’

‘Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again.’

You GO, girly! Don't do anything I wouldn't do and make sure you send me all the dets later

 

[Dr. Rich]

Knowing that you are a nurse, I can only assume you have had your shots! Make sure that all vaccinations are up to date and that if you show any signs of a rash, sore throat, irritation of the eyes... You are probably allergic to him! Also be aware that he will probably wear a cologne that is very similar to Guinness Stout. And no that is not a pot of gold in his pocket! Rich

 

[MEM]

Knowing that you are a nurse, ....

You're confusing your wimmens, Doc

 

[Dr. Rich]

Knowing that you are a nurse, ....

You're confusing your wimmens, Doc

Wouldn't be the first time I have done that.... I thought she was a nurse.... Is she a logger?

 

[user 6393]

Knowing that you are a nurse, ....

You're confusing your wimmens, Doc

Wouldn't be the first time I have done that.... I thought she was a nurse.... Is she a logger?

No, I push Doctors around and tell them what to do, but the irish fellow is a logger

 

[Dr. Rich]

Knowing that you are a nurse, ....

You're confusing your wimmens, Doc

Wouldn't be the first time I have done that.... I thought she was a nurse.... Is she a logger?

No, I push Doctors around and tell them what to do, but the irish fellow is a logger

So let me get this straight.... He is an Irishman that spends the daylight hours working in the bush?

 

[user 6393]

Pretty much *shrug*

 

[Dr. Rich]

Pretty much *shrug*

I am going to take a break right now... There is way too much material for responses and I don't want to get myself in trouble like Old Michael...

 

[exskibum]

There is way too much material for responses and I don't want to get myself in trouble like Old Michael...

Pretty much my conclusion when I read the initial post last night, Rich. I guess there *IS* a difference between doctoral degrees, huh?

 

[beemerdons]

...and he's Irish.
Tips, pointers, pearls of wisdom, including topics to avoid at all cost?

In the infamous words of Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"...

Run away!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Them Irish boys is trouble...

:lol:

barb, My Dear: I concur with Miss Tyler, we're all pretty much a mess! Old Michael, SPU and I are the Irish Cream of the Crop; and it sadly goes down hill from there!

 

[wildirish]

Barb, since I am of Irish stock , if he offers his honor then honor his offer, it may take a few jamesons ,guinesses and a few crunchies ask him what a crunchie is! and best of luck you will need it, jc.

 

[Patriot]

next morning, when fixing breakfast and enjoying a cigarette, Irish coffee is the breakfast of champions... :clapping:

 

[madmike2]

next morning, when fixing breakfast and enjoying a cigarette, Irish coffee is the breakfast of champions... :clapping:

"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."

- Alex Levine

:lol:

I'm betting that will get a hearty "Amen" from our Irish members.

:lol:

 

[Stephen]

I'm a certified bush inspector................ night or day!

 

[Patriot]

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'm willing to take a look...