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"A pint glass is a form of Drinkware made to hold either a British ("imperial") pint of 20 imperial fluid ounces (568 mL) or an American pint of 16 US fluid ounces (473 mL). These glasses are used predominantly to serve beer."
I didn't know the Deutscher glasses were 2 pints...

I think I'd rather order by the pint.
Marky-Mark, in my two years in Germany I never saw a German gentleman drink his beer out of anything but a liter stein. Now over in pansy ass France the Frogs drink 500ml glasses of beer, but in Austria and Belgium it is always liter portions. The only Manly Man way to drink beer, eh Arnie!

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Herr Wheatie, machen sie die Mund zu bitte! If you are im Deutschland and try to order a 500ml serving of Dunkels or Pilsner the big titted bar maid will slap the living **** out of you, nicht wahr! Either go for a full liter Stein or go home, Auslander! 500ml, ein grosses Dumkopf! Don't piss Herr Petey off!
Es verdad. We have a big customer in Germany and our mostly non drinking sales guy can't handle the beer when he goes over. He and Marco will have a couple of little beers which is all he wants to drink, then they go to Marco's house to eat and out comes the hausfraus with the liter mugs. The email we get after a few of those is special, we have a collection of classics that our sales guy sends.

 
Herr Wheatie, machen sie die Mund zu bitte! If you are im Deutschland and try to order a 500ml serving of Dunkels or Pilsner the big titted bar maid will slap the living **** out of you, nicht wahr! Either go for a full liter Stein or go home, Auslander! 500ml, ein grosses Dumkopf! Don't piss Herr Petey off!
Es verdad. We have a big customer in Germany and our mostly non drinking sales guy can't handle the beer when he goes over. He and Marco will have a couple of little beers which is all he wants to drink, then they go to Marco's house to eat and out comes the hausfraus with the liter mugs. The email we get after a few of those is special, we have a collection of classics that our sales guy sends.
+1, Gunny; you bring a tear to this Old Fat Drunk's eye Alan, Mein Gott im Himmel do I ever miss the Bavarian Beer Gardens! jes' sayin' and nuff said!

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Back in high school, our German teacher led us on a tour of Germany and Switzerland. He took us to the Hofbrau Haus in Munich and agreed to let us sample the beer, although none of us were legal in the states. The barmaid came around looking like the photo above and we ordered two beers for all 6 of us. She was pretty ticked. "Zwei bier fur sechs personen?" It seems that she buys the beers and carries them around and resells them at the tables. She saw us and figured she'd just about clear her hands and go back for more! She went away muttering under her breath, but I couldn't hear what she said. The beer was good though!

 
I LOVE Hofbrau Haus in Munich, when stationed at Reese Kaserne in Augsburg I just about lived there. They even serve drunken Canucks, also Poles!

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You're welcome for pointing this thread in the proper direction. Here is why Don got kicked out of Germany last time he tried a yard of beer......

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Screw them if they've no fashion sense, but I'm glad you mentioned yard of beer. It is an Oktoberfest tradition, I've drank a few hundred of those eh!



You're welcome for pointing this thread in the proper direction. Here is why Don got kicked out of Germany last time he tried a yard of beer......
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Now over in pansy ass France the Frogs drink 500ml glasses of beer...
Wait a second...Are you saying Wheaties is French? That would explain some things!!
Are you done with your croissant??Chevrolet?

DuPage County?

Mebbe yer onto something...

I doubt it though as one Swedish grandparent biffed a Dane, and another set comingled Scot and Irish blood...

Heinz 57 ain't got nuttin on me.

 
Up in Berlin, it was customary to drink out of a boot. 1 or 2 litre, you held the toe away from you and If you allowed air into the toe without finishing the next round was on you.

 
OK, which one of you smart ass frozen Canuckistanis sent me this today! It came from an email account I don't recognize, lousy Frostback Bogstompers eh!

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