ANNOUNCING: The WFO-5 "Man-****" Contest!!

[Minuteman]

Sure glad its after we eat. On second thought I hope I dont lose my exspensive dinner. :dribble:

 

[boogahboogah]

Just when I thought I'd heard it all... ROTFL

mg2: :scare2: :stunned:

 

[Dwavey]

That's ****** up man, downright sick! And perfect for the general mood I expect to see there.

Start suckin' 'em down boyz.

What I'd like to know is how radman comes up with these things?

Wonder if we could get one of the local shrinks to offer a couple of free therapy sessions as a door prize? :lol:

 

[dcarver]

Hey WarChild - iffn you're not looking underneath the covers, what's to prevent TWN from wearing, uh, an 'enhancer' kit of the female persuasion just to win a free set of rubbers?

 

[Warchild]

Hey WarChild - iffn you're not looking underneath the covers, what's to prevent TWN from wearing, uh, an 'enhancer' kit of the female persuasion just to win a free set of rubbers?

The Judges are way ahead of you here.... IronMaiden has indicated that additional judging criteria is required: she sees no option but to have judges feel for firmness and to determine if the Man-****s are augmented in any way.

Hmmmm.... guess I'll have to bring some latex gloves for our judges.... :lol:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Hey WarChild - iffn you're not looking underneath the covers, what's to prevent TWN from wearing, uh, an 'enhancer' kit of the female persuasion just to win a free set of rubbers?

The Judges are way ahead of you here.... IronMaiden has indicated that additional judging criteria is required: she sees no option but to have judges feel for firmness and to determine if the Man-****s are augmented in any way.

Hmmmm.... guess I'll have to bring some latex gloves for our judges.... :lol:

Hmm,

I may have to retract my admittance to said event if the mighty dictator is to fondle said man ****s! :blink: :lol:

 

[Groo]

I may have to retract my admittance to said event if the mighty dictator is to fondle said man ****s! :blink: :lol:

I think you're in luck... according to the first post, all the judges are women...

 

[Warchild]

I may have to retract my admittance to said event if the mighty dictator is to fondle said man ****s! :blink: :lol:

I think you're in luck... according to the first post, all the judges are women...

Correct, the Judges are all female.... you're safe, GB! :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

... - iffn you're not looking underneath the covers, what's to prevent TWN from wearing, uh, an 'enhancer' kit of the female persuasion just to win a free set of rubbers?

Oh, no need to worry about me. While you faggoty-*** ******* are jigglin' man ****s 'n ****, I'll be winnin' the 'Big Brass Balls' contest down the street at Harrahs. Just beware, I'll be swingin' my HUGE trophy round your way, d. :blink: :lol:

Oh, yeah, one more thing... :****:

Ladies of the board (the real ladies of the board, not you cross-dressers), my apologies for the graphics. :grin:

 

[FJR_pig]

I suppose this is in order again...

 

[Warchild]

So, like.... where are all the full-figured manly men? :lol:

So far, only GalaxyBlue has stepped up to the plate and sent me a PM to be a Man-**** contestant. Looks like the new set of Pilot Roads is destined for him if no one else steps up.

Hell, Ignacio and I would likely be willing to enter, but we're Staff for the event and can't be in he contest......

 

[Groo]

I don't even think I have an "A" cup... so I'm man-****less...

 

[dcarver]

Geesh. All the guyz are shy. Should have been a best 'package' contest with lady judges having to cop a feel.. That would get the boyz out.. :yes2:

 

[Warchild]

Geesh. All the guyz are shy. Should have been a best 'package' contest with lady judges having to cop a feel.. That would get the boyz out.. :yes2:

Um, plenty of places in Nevada where you can have your package handled by the ladies if you are so inclined.

Just google the words "Nevada brothels" and you'll receive over a half-million hits....

 

[vectervp1]

Geesh. All the guyz are shy. Should have been a best 'package' contest with lady judges having to cop a feel.. That would get the boyz out.. :yes2:

Um, plenty of places in Nevada where you can have your package handled by the ladies if you are so inclined.

Just google the words "Nevada brothels" and you'll receive over a half-million hits....

Quick google search comes up with one being 9.88 miles from the hotel if one were so inclined.

 

[HIGHLANDER]

So, like.... where are all the full-figured manly men? :lol:

Alright , I feeeeeeel discriminated against and feel a law suit coming on.... where the commie ACLU when you need it.... Us little guys need some help...

Is this allowed....

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[C&C]

This just in, second place prize to be awarded: One manssiere plus fitting. :yahoo:

That should get the registration going into overdrive.

 

[evil_henchman]

Here's an udderly sick warm up to the event

Those with uptight overly professional and/or otherwise humorless work environments might want to wait till you get home....

 

[Warchild]

Is this allowed.....

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[SIZE=24pt] ACK!!![/SIZE]

It might be allowed only if you bring clean forks for viewers to stab into their eyes after seeing this!!!

I'm pretty sure the Judges will not allow it... thank goodness..... :lol:

 

[HIGHLANDER]

I'm pretty sure the Judges will not allow it... thank goodness..... :lol:

Bummer.... must come up with plan B ...., hmmmmm.. :angry2: