Another blond joke...

[madmike2]

how come one can't edit their own posts anymore?

good grief... :angry:

You can...but it usually takes clicking on the edit button twice (allowing it to "cycle") before the edit screen opens. Maybe THAT is to prevent spammers from editing their posts? :dntknw:

And, yes Barbie, it's frustrating! :twitchsmile: :wackosmiley:

Madmike2's a kiss-***...

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Yeah...whut she sed!

I stand by my original statement regarding "los tres amigas".....they seem to be able to tie most of us in knots, at will!

 

[Bungie]

https://stoppopculture.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kiss-my-***.jpg

I don't mean to be rude

and, I'm not making a pass

but you must be taking a trip

if your packin that much ***.

 

[user 6393]

well that might work if I HAD an edit button.

I can "report", "quote", or "multi quote", I can even link to another post or view my own profile, but "edit"? I do not have that option on my posts.

 

[wheatonFJR]

well that might work if I HAD an edit button.

I can "report", "quote", or "multi quote", I can even link to another post or view my own profile, but "edit"? I do not have that option on my posts.

talk to SkooterG...someone downgraded you to members+ for some reason instead of members++.

 

[beemerdons]

https://stoppopculture.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kiss-my-***.jpg

I don't mean to be rude

and, I'm not making a pass

but you must be taking a trip

if your packin that much ***.

Speak for Yourself, Frostback Albino Boy! BIG BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!!! Hubba, hubba, hubba!

 

[Tyler]

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Looks like someone's "edit" button is working... so to speak.

 

[Old Michael]

well that might work if I HAD an edit button.

I can "report", "quote", or "multi quote", I can even link to another post or view my own profile, but "edit"? I do not have that option on my posts.

I'll do your editing for you.

PM me your password.

 

[Tyler]

Barb? Is that you? :yahoo:

Um, yeah... I took that pic when me and Barb bunked together in Victoria last month... you know... two wimmenz... all alone and sadly no big strong men around... nothing better to do than prance around in our undies and take pics of each other's ***...

 

[user 6393]

PM me your password.

when pigs fly

Barb? Is that you? :yahoo:

Um, yeah... I took that pic when me and Barb bunked together in Victoria last month... you know... two wimmenz... all alone and sadly no big strong men around... nothing better to do than prance around in our undies and take pics of each other's ***...

then there was that cute lil bartender in Victoria...sigh

 

[Tyler]

then there was that cute lil bartender in Victoria...sigh

Barb-a-licious... remember... we took an oath of secrecy about the events that transpired that night... you promised!

 

[user 6393]

I haven't spilled the beans on what transpired.......but for some reason I keep thinking "sticky wicked" not "Sticky Wicket"

Besides, it was his fault. He got us drinking tequila shots LOL

 

[madmike2]

Barb? Is that you? :yahoo:

Um, yeah... I took that pic when me and Barb bunked together in Victoria last month....you know... two wimmenz... all alone... nothing better to do than prance around in our undies and take pics of each other's ***...

If I had offer my best guestimate.... :uhuh:

and sadly no big strong men around...

Cleverly and wisely...no invitations were issued or hinted.

 

[madmike2]

well that might work if I HAD an edit button.

I can "report", "quote", or "multi quote", I can even link to another post or view my own profile, but "edit"? I do not have that option on my posts.

Somebody "up there" just doesn't like you?

Why wouldn't they? Assumption or presumption?

Perhaps an oversight?

:dntknw:

Jist trine tuh live down tuh mye aviatary sub-title.

 

[Tyler]

Cleverly and wisely...

No... no clever or wise ones either...

 

[madmike2]

Cleverly and wisely...

No... no clever or wise ones either...

You missed your opportunity to say, "There were NO....."

Besides, it WAS a "girl's week out" wasn't it?

 

[HuskyRider]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar

And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story

Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said,

"Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said,

"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,

"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,

"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,

The guy on the ledge

Did a swan dive off the building,

Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,

But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.

"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied,

"I can't take your money.

I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,

So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,

"I did, too,

But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

 

[bikerskier]

Looks like we have a blonde joke fest....

*********

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mother. The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

''Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs."

'Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

''No Honey, it's because you're 19"

 

[madmike2]

Uh-oh.....

Headed for my bedroom and pulling the covers over my head....

repeating, "Ralph is a dead man...Ralph is a dead man.....

 

[user 6393]

True blonde story from yesterday?

I was in Future Shop at the iPad display

They had 2 units out, side by side, both "dark"

As I was trying to power one of them up, a second blonde (about my age) walked up and started trying to power the 2nd unit up.

We were pushing buttons and sliding lil tabs on each unit trying to get the screens to illuminate.

After a minute I looked over at her and said, "How many blondes does it take to power up a couple iPads"

Apparently she could not see the humor in the situation. She looked at me, then my hair, then looked back at the iPad and promptly turned heel and walked away; no comment, no smile, no nothing

I think she may have been a lil low on fibre or sumpin'......Yeesh, life's to short to not have a laugh, especially at one's self!

 

[wheatonFJR]