Another Nun Joke - Love and Kisses

[bigjohnsd]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wont stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: I have a question to ask, but I dont want to offend you.

She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.

She responds, Well, lets see what we can do about that

1) You have to be single and

2) You must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, Im single and Catholic!

OK the nun says. Pull into the next alley.

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?

Forgive me, but Ive sinned. I lied and I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish.

The nun says, Thats OK. My name is Don Stanley and Im going to a Halloween party!

LOL! Keep smiling!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Don makes a great nun!!

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Don makes a great nun!!

How do you know? You've kissed him?

Sick. Just sick.

 

[Bugnatr]

Don makes a great nun!!

How do you know? You've kissed him?

Sick. Just sick.

Oh snap!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Kissed him? No, Jeebus. Barry sends me the pictures Don sends him. I don't even know why. You guys are sick!!

 

[steveoreno]

That joke will get you at least a year in purgatory!!!!

 

[LKLD]

"A kiss that would make a hooker blush."....Don?

 

[beemerdons]

Don makes a great nun!!

How do you know? You've kissed him?

Sick. Just sick.

Oh snap!

Bungnatr: AJ isn't easy, but he can be had! JSNS, pinche cabron ese!

"A kiss that would make a hooker blush."....Don?

You doubt me, just ask RadioHowie! JSNS, weirdo!

 

[juniorfjr]

That joke will get you at least a year in purgatory!!!! :evil:

What's another year at this point. Figure to be there a while.

 

[RadioHowie]

"A kiss that would make a hooker blush."....Don?
You doubt me, just ask RadioHowie! JSNS, weirdo!

MUAH!!!!! *******!!

 

[majicmaker]

I just decided to take a look at this thread. So, this where you people hang out, huh? Sick *******s!

 

[Bearly Flying]

I think Big John hit this one outta the park, One for the record books.

I'm sure you agree, "Sister Don Stanley" JSNS..

 

[Uncle Hud]

Mother Superior Don Stanley

 

[rbentnail]

I think Big John hit this one outta the park, One for the record books.

I'm sure you agree, "Sister Don Stanley" JSNS..

Technically it isn't plagiarism if you change the name, is it

? https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/152981-forgive-me-father/?hl=baptist

 

[beemerdons]

^^^^^rbentnail, by any chance are you related to that Englishman mcatrophy from Kent fecking Derby in feckiing Derbyshire in the fecking UK! JSNS-Fixed, British Blimey Bollocks!^^^^^

 

[mcatrophy]

^^^^^rbentnail, by any chance are you related to that Englishman mcatrophy from Kent UK! JSNS, British Blimey Bollocks!^^^^^

Hey, leave me out of this, I'm happily married, and want to remain that way. And I'm from Derby, which is in Derbyshire, not Kent. I think you've got your UK forum members confused. As well as your other "members".

 

[juniorfjr]

^^^^^rbentnail, by any chance are you related to that Englishman mcatrophy from Kent UK! JSNS, British Blimey Bollocks!^^^^^

Hey, leave me out of this, I'm happily married, and want to remain that way. And I'm from Derby, which is in Derbyshire, not Kent. I think you've got your UK forum members confused. As well as your other "members".

He is getting on now. A bit confused he is.

 

[rbentnail]

^^^^^rbentnail, by any chance are you related to that Englishman mcatrophy from Kent fecking Derby in feckiing Derbyshire in the fecking UK! JSNS-Fixed, British Blimey Bollocks!^^^^^

Probably. He seems to be of the abnormally kind and intelligent sort. There's so few of us around, the DNA for such traits is extremely selective. But I expect you wouldn't know anything about that.......

 

[bigjohnsd]

It's not plagiarism if the original post happened before you joined the forum.......I think. Plus this was a true story, not some made up invented for forumite joke.