Anyone like Shakira?
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twowheelnut
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1) Who or what the **** is a Shakira?
2) Pop/Hip Hop mix is way ******' gay.
3) The vid sucked. Lasted all of 15 seconds before I dumped it.
4) Radman looks a bit porky these days. I keep telling him about the underwire that MaidenForm just came out with, but no dice, it seems. A bit of fashion advice, too: Duct tape belts went out with the mullet.
- Vidal
Thanks for the link, though... :grin:
2) Pop/Hip Hop mix is way ******' gay.
3) The vid sucked. Lasted all of 15 seconds before I dumped it.
4) Radman looks a bit porky these days. I keep telling him about the underwire that MaidenForm just came out with, but no dice, it seems. A bit of fashion advice, too: Duct tape belts went out with the mullet.
- Vidal
Thanks for the link, though... :grin:
Ari Rankum
NAFO Karting Champion, 2012
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twowheelnut
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Ding, ding, ding, ding! Ari's got his humor on! :lol:
radman
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I'm a mermaid! Another past life revealed while I'm still in this one. Where, oh where, has the mystery gone... :huh:
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Damn funny spoof video -- gotta love teh guy with the shotgun down his pants.
Shakira is actually pretty hot and she has moves that could hurt a guy. From Columbia and talented, IMO. With some regularity, GF's 17 year old daughter will be playing something (thank God she hates rap) and I'll say: "who is that?" A couple of times it's been Shakira and I'd like to hear more. She claims to hate all our OLD stuff, so it's funny as hell when she has to eat crow at liking a Tom Petty song or has one of those esoteric one hit wonder 80s songs on her computer, or worse, I bust her singing some 25 year old song over and over.
Shakira is actually pretty hot and she has moves that could hurt a guy. From Columbia and talented, IMO. With some regularity, GF's 17 year old daughter will be playing something (thank God she hates rap) and I'll say: "who is that?" A couple of times it's been Shakira and I'd like to hear more. She claims to hate all our OLD stuff, so it's funny as hell when she has to eat crow at liking a Tom Petty song or has one of those esoteric one hit wonder 80s songs on her computer, or worse, I bust her singing some 25 year old song over and over.
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fjrchik
Just a girl in the world, having rode 3 FJRs
that's awesome! very funny stuff. love how they only knew about half the words.
MikeYork5
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:dribble: This is a Shakira -- HUBA HUBA
Ari Rankum
NAFO Karting Champion, 2012
Heh. She's freakin' huge. I'll give you that. But there's no WAY anyone is going to take her seriously at the outskirts of Tokyo. I don't care how many buildings she smashes.
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LOL -- that air brushed pic may be huge, but if you've ever seen a to scale video of her dancing, you might be going "hubba hubba" with Mike.
Oh, wait!! You were the one who came out of the closet in the title to the post: "I'm Gay"! Never mind the hubba hubba comment -- you probably like the dancer in the spoof video better. :big grin icon:
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RTSR1/FJR
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Hubba Hubba! Have another one, but better not post it here! lol
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odot
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Cool...now I have something to yank off too. No **** for me tonight....we're potting seeds.
Ari Rankum
NAFO Karting Champion, 2012
Gross. Now I won't look at these two pictures ever again. You *******.
Cool...now I have something to yank off too. No **** for me tonight....we're potting seeds.
Rap music is equal opportunity music. It was invented so that people with no musical ability could participate in the music industry...
Shakira appears to be so vocally talented she needs to appear almost nude on stage to keep the audiences attention...very talented indeed...not. <_<
Shakira appears to be so vocally talented she needs to appear almost nude on stage to keep the audiences attention...very talented indeed...not. <_<
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Rap music -- since when is that song RAP??? There is a Rap augmentation that most musicians would call "ornamentation" -- using those vocals as a percussion instrument and even a kind of narration over her vocals.
Do you play an instrument? I don't like Rap for the most part (excepting only a couple songs that I've heard), mostly because of the negative, violent and misogynistic lyrics in much of it, as well as missing the melodies and harmony. But I have to concede that it is music, even if it's stripped down to being vocal percussion. I sure wouldn't classify Shakira's music as rap, though. I hear Reggae as the predominant influence in the "Hips" song, and maybe a little Brazilian Samba or some such latin influence.
You sure don't have to like her or her music -- to each his own, of course.
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Bustanut joker
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Oh man odot yer slippin' she looks to have man ****s at best an yer wantin to jerk off? meeby there is sumpin' tween you an ari :lol:
hips song don't do nuthin fer me, reminds me of that dumb assed Mike Jones rap titled I'm Mike Jones. how many times do you her her name in this complex and (bowel) moving drivel? <_<
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hips song don't do nuthin fer me, reminds me of that dumb assed Mike Jones rap titled I'm Mike Jones. how many times do you her her name in this complex and (bowel) moving drivel? <_<
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