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CC member # 17,----- DUP member # 7, mensa club m
1. Do I clean my cycle after every ride? no...unless I rode in the rain....that counts as a wash.
2. Do rain and/or wet roads upset me? no. only if the rain is below freezing.
3. Do I have a rain cover in any of my storage areas? Is it always there? no.
4. Do I take my bike to 'meets/breakfasts/etc.' and make sure it's sparkling when I get there? I don't go to meets.....too many posers ( :lol: )
5. When another biker comments on how clean my bike looks I give them an 'Aw Shucks' lie that says I haven't cleaned it in weeks, but in reality you just did. Have the fjr for 2 months....no washy yet...it dirty.
6. Did I buy a Garmin 376C with weather feature so I can see if it's going to rain on my clean bike? And avoid rain areas. What's a garmin?
7. Given the choice of riding or detailing, detailing is more fun. ummm...no.
8. Do I have more than four (4) detailing products in my garage? E.g. S100, BOM...I used to have cleaning stuff for my harley...till I got tired of cleaning it and rode her rat style. (years ago...I feel old)
9. Have I abandoned standard microfiber rags for ultra-microfiber rags? Micro what?
10. Have I abandoned chrome/polished stainless because I can't get rid of early morning fog? I abandoned cleaning unless I was drunk and bored and stuck at home.
11. Do I color coordinate my riding gear with my bike color(s)? Let's see....black leather pants ...cut off tee(depending on weather) or a carhart jacket.
12. Do I polish my boots after each ride? I polished my boots once.......once.
IF YOU HAVE ANSWERED YES TO FOUR (4) OR MORE YOU [ARE/MAY BE] A POSEUR!
2. Do rain and/or wet roads upset me? no. only if the rain is below freezing.
3. Do I have a rain cover in any of my storage areas? Is it always there? no.
4. Do I take my bike to 'meets/breakfasts/etc.' and make sure it's sparkling when I get there? I don't go to meets.....too many posers ( :lol: )
5. When another biker comments on how clean my bike looks I give them an 'Aw Shucks' lie that says I haven't cleaned it in weeks, but in reality you just did. Have the fjr for 2 months....no washy yet...it dirty.
6. Did I buy a Garmin 376C with weather feature so I can see if it's going to rain on my clean bike? And avoid rain areas. What's a garmin?
7. Given the choice of riding or detailing, detailing is more fun. ummm...no.
8. Do I have more than four (4) detailing products in my garage? E.g. S100, BOM...I used to have cleaning stuff for my harley...till I got tired of cleaning it and rode her rat style. (years ago...I feel old)
9. Have I abandoned standard microfiber rags for ultra-microfiber rags? Micro what?
10. Have I abandoned chrome/polished stainless because I can't get rid of early morning fog? I abandoned cleaning unless I was drunk and bored and stuck at home.
11. Do I color coordinate my riding gear with my bike color(s)? Let's see....black leather pants ...cut off tee(depending on weather) or a carhart jacket.
12. Do I polish my boots after each ride? I polished my boots once.......once.
IF YOU HAVE ANSWERED YES TO FOUR (4) OR MORE YOU [ARE/MAY BE] A POSEUR!
