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One day, a husband surprised his wife by grabbing her butt and saying, "if you firm this up, we can get rid of your gurdle".

The wife thought this was childish and said nothing.

The next day he woke her up by grabbing her breasts and saying, "if you firm these up we can get rid of your bras".

That pissed her off, so she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "if you firm this up, we can get rid of your brother!"

 

[Bearly Flying]

Lemme guess; Some Arkansas Pilot pissed in your cornflakes this morning??????

 

[Mike-H]

Or maybe made him ride in coach .....

 

[twowheelnut]

Tee, hee! Cute one!

 

[Sherman]

That reminds me of ...

The husband says to the wife, "If you would learn to cook we could fire the Chef.

Wife replies, "If you would learn to fxxx, we could fire the chauffeur."