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..to the tune of Rawhide....

"colon, colon, colon, boy my *** is swolen...."

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You all are really scaring me now....kinda makes you wonder about "Southern" hospitality at times :blink: ....or should that be "Western" (I've been out on the range too long) hospitality... :( :unsure: :blink: ....

 
Don't sweat it ...she'll get over it....or not :blink: ...doesn't matter....she always like you best anyway....

No Alaska...same **** different state :dribble:

 
Yea, we don't have a family tree so much as a family graph. New edges every year. :haha:

(Computer Science folks will understand that)

 
Back then, it was ok in alaska to pull that **** off.....lol. Of course, you wouldn't want to be at the pointy end of the spear from your pissed-off brother. That might make a good springer show......

 
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral *** with other men?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"

 
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