I'm not linking to the add because the pics don't really add anything.
This is an actual Craig's List ad I ran across this morning. Don't peak ahead to the last line. It spoils the surprise.
This guy must be a wannabe novelist;
This motorcycle is the pin you by your neck to the wall and demand your lunch money kind of ride. The Vans and Hines exhaust is enough to make the weak-hearted run in the opposite direction, while the chrome and black paint job tells all in sight that this isn't a bike to be trifled with. The new tires are treaded for a run-you-down and leave tire trails on your soul type of drive, and the new battery will keep running far longer than the demand of any road. It comes complete with a mustang seat for the desperado with enough grit to take the journey, and a sissy bar/passenger seat for those too weak to control such a beast, but who want the experience of going for a ride anyway. The leather saddlebags are enough to hold a true man's accessories like gunpowder, bear hides, and chaps to protect the important areas a rider would prefer to keep intact. It has 10,000 miles of sheer awesome, a motorcycle that has been there, and demands to go again. It has spent too much time in the garage to be happy with my lame schedule, and so I have to accept that I am no longer fit for such a beast.
If you must answer the call of the endless road and the promise that lies beyond sunset, this motorcycle is for you. Don't make the mistake of thinking this bike will turn you into a man, for once on this chrome and midnight beast, the boy inside will fall away and only a man tested and true will have the strength to match its road-hungry soul. The price is firm. I accept cash offers only, so don't even try texting or email me with Paypal requests. Man up and dare to accept the call of this 1999 Suzuki Marauder 800.
This is an actual Craig's List ad I ran across this morning. Don't peak ahead to the last line. It spoils the surprise.
This guy must be a wannabe novelist;
This motorcycle is the pin you by your neck to the wall and demand your lunch money kind of ride. The Vans and Hines exhaust is enough to make the weak-hearted run in the opposite direction, while the chrome and black paint job tells all in sight that this isn't a bike to be trifled with. The new tires are treaded for a run-you-down and leave tire trails on your soul type of drive, and the new battery will keep running far longer than the demand of any road. It comes complete with a mustang seat for the desperado with enough grit to take the journey, and a sissy bar/passenger seat for those too weak to control such a beast, but who want the experience of going for a ride anyway. The leather saddlebags are enough to hold a true man's accessories like gunpowder, bear hides, and chaps to protect the important areas a rider would prefer to keep intact. It has 10,000 miles of sheer awesome, a motorcycle that has been there, and demands to go again. It has spent too much time in the garage to be happy with my lame schedule, and so I have to accept that I am no longer fit for such a beast.
If you must answer the call of the endless road and the promise that lies beyond sunset, this motorcycle is for you. Don't make the mistake of thinking this bike will turn you into a man, for once on this chrome and midnight beast, the boy inside will fall away and only a man tested and true will have the strength to match its road-hungry soul. The price is firm. I accept cash offers only, so don't even try texting or email me with Paypal requests. Man up and dare to accept the call of this 1999 Suzuki Marauder 800.
