Best line in a new movie

[Fencer]

In the news today, Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself, is now the first man to sue himself for molesting himself

The movie "Click"

 

[airboss]

Can't be, Himself is to old to be molesting Himself. <_<

 

[Scab]

yeah, but a clone would add new meaning to the term "Go screw yourself."