Best Rant of 2014

[yamafitter]

While I been accused of having the odd rant on here, usually after being provoked by a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking BMW riders, I thought I would show you what a real rant looks like. This was was so epic some guy set it to music and put it up on YouTube.



Who knew you can get this worked up over ice dancing at the Sochi Olympics. Now curling I could understand.

 

[beemerdons]

Canadian Version: "While I been accused of having the odd rant on here," American Translation: "While I have been convicted of being a whiny and bitchy odd ranter on here!" JSNS, Hoser!

 

[LKLD]

That wasn't that bad, I mean his face didn't turn beet red, or any spitting. If anyone rants over ice skating, they should be Baker Acted anyway.

I think Mel Gibson raised the bar on rants to a stratospheric level, and all others will pale in comparison.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Is that all ya got?...lame ass Canadian rant.

 

[PhilJet09]

Is that the best you got? We're professional ranters down here in 'Merica. Now where's that video of the woman smashing the drive through window because they wouldn't serve her a Big Mac...

Here it is, this is how they rant in Toledo.



Chicken nuggets, not Big Mac.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I curled for many years in Alaska and The Yukon.... I know how performance enhancing drugs can ravage the finely tuned athlete...

 

[majicmaker]

Valium.... Just Sayin'

 

[HotRodZilla]

Number one? Maybe a 3.5 outta 10.

Number two? Well that was a solid 10 for batshit crazy. He shoulda grabbed that sank by her hair, pulled her in and beat the crap out of her. Loser.

 

[yamafitter]

Yep, I have to agree when it comes to being bat **** crazy, a Yank will beat out a Canadian every time.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I think the lady handled the situation quiet well. When you need nuggets, you need nuggets now.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Anyone else notice it's dark at 10:30 am?? Something's fishy...

 

[Cav47]

Anyone else notice it's dark at 10:30 am?? Something's fishy...

If you are talking about the Canadian stuff, it's dark out because the sun never shines there except for half of June, all of July and August, then it is back to eternal darkness about September 15

Just a joke. Relax before u call out the Canadian Mounties!!!! Cause we are all rally scared of them on the horses!!

 

[wfooshee]

"Don't make me assume my ultimate form!"

 

[PhilJet09]

Anyone else notice it's dark at 10:30 am?? Something's fishy...

It's never sunny in Toledo.

 

[erixun]

The next car just pulls up like nothing happened. I would have told her okay, just a minute we will drop them in right now and then have an employee take a dump in a mcnugget box and send her on her way.

 

[beachy]

the dude in the ice dancing rant was right about one thing "ice dancing is a disease"

 

[yamafitter]

I'm sorry but in the interest of maintaining some sort of Olympic standards around here we are going to have to disqualify the McNugget Lady since there were obviously performance enhancing drugs involved. By the way the Russian judge only gave that rant a 6.

 

[Top_Speed1]

While I been accused of having the odd rant on here, usually after being provoked by a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking BMW riders, I thought I would show you what a real rant looks like. This was was so epic some guy set it to music and put it up on YouTube.

Hehe, hey, we try Billy.

And!, the list^ grows as we speak. David Foley found a new K16 under his Christmas tree!

(oops, sorry Dave, did I just let out Santa's lil secret?!)

Anywho, your rant video was lamo. I've seen you go off on the ole Steamer (about his expertise and hi-level of riding abilities) WAYYYY better than that paper waving doink.

Seriously, I'll never forget it when you and I lost Stan at CFR, we then waited for him at an intersection only to hear (from him) how fast he was going and we couldn't keep up. U called him on it, and, his return-fire rant was the funniest ship of the weekend! Priceless moment.