Bike **** .....

[Archer]

Toggling between FJR Forum and local Craigslist bike postings, I need a sound track to finish bike ****.... Something like listening to women's tennis at full volume. Mind you, this is after having ridden Cap Hill hard all day today! And, I need new topic entries so I can get the FNG stink off my avatar. Thanks for reading.

 

[RossKean]

Toggling between FJR Forum and local Craigslist bike postings, I need a sound track to finish bike ****.... Something like listening to women's tennis at full volume. Mind you, this is after having ridden Cap Hill hard all day today! And, I need new topic entries so I can get the FNG stink off my avatar. Thanks for reading.

I read this three times and it still doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'll read it again after my morning coffee (or not).

 

[rbentnail]

Toggling between FJR Forum and local Craigslist bike postings, I need a sound track to finish bike ****.... Something like listening to women's tennis at full volume. Mind you, this is after having ridden Cap Hill hard all day today! And, I need new topic entries so I can get the FNG stink off my avatar. Thanks for reading.

I read this three times and it still doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'll read it again after my morning coffee (or not).

I've had two big mugs-o'-joe and still it makes no sense to me. Maybe if I fall and bump my head......

My Settings/General Account Settings/Profile Information/Member Title.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I am not sure if I drank too much last night or if I need to drink a lot more this morning but I really have no idea what the OP is trying to say.

 

[ogopogo]

I am not sure if I drank too much last night or if I need to drink a lot more this morning but I really have no idea what the OP is trying to say.

I suppose I've hung out with so many would-be comedians that I understood him perfectly. I did have a moment's pause over the tennis reference and I'm happy it wasn't something that comes to mind readily. My only question is what does FNG stand for? I searched the form - nothing. Field Not Gompleted? F-ing Newb Greenhorn? Oh wait, Google to the rescue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FNG_syndrome Not sure that an upgrade to "training pilot" would smell any better. I'm already a pilot and as far as I know the only thing I'm training for is how to get things accomplished without working. I don't see any profile settings option to change that member title. I assumed it was assigned to encourage me to learn a secret handshake or something, or maybe it's one of the things I'm supposedly training toward... I'd post a screenshot of my settings options if I wasn't so tired of putzing with image hosting links and watching most of the previous photos I posted disappear. Hey Archer, if you need things to post about in order to upgrade your title, don't forget to tell us that you rode your bike to work, or your favorite tire brand based on the ones your dad had good luck with on his '67 Plymouth.

 

[Knifemaker]

How folks here up their post count.

Pick any thread that has more than one reply and just post "+1" or "Gunny"

Get a smoker and post photos of what you cooked.

Find a joke and post that.

Post a rolling eye emoji to anything bustanut says.

Drop your bike and tell us about how stupid you feel.

Post something inane on a Friday.

Document every farkle you add to your bike and tell us how great it is.

Tell us what oil you use and how it's the best.

 

[lobstr]

I don't have anything good to say, just wanted to get my post numbers up.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

One more way to boost your post tally. Tires! (Not f*cking car tires, but motorcycle specific tires).

 

[Pterodactyl]

How folks here up their post count.
Pick any thread that has more than one reply and just post "+1" or "Gunny"

Get a smoker and post photos of what you cooked.

Find a joke and post that.

Post a rolling eye emoji to anything bustanut says.

Drop your bike and tell us about how stupid you feel.

Post something inane on a Friday.

Document every farkle you add to your bike and tell us how great it is.

Tell us what oil you use and how it's the best.

Or, post a list.

 

[Uncle Hud]

+1, GUNNY!

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... and my interpretation of women's tennis audio as a background for viewing bike pron (although the soundtrack isn't gender-related):

whack

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whack

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whack

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whack

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whack

APPLAUSE!

 

[ogopogo]

+1, GUNNY!
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... and my interpretation of women's tennis audio as a background for viewing bike pron (although the soundtrack isn't gender-related):

whack

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whack

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whack

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whack

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whack

APPLAUSE!

I'm thinking that the OP had something more like this in mind.

 

[Uncle Hud]

+1, gunny yet again! (Yours is MUCH better than mine!)

< ... and post count up by two!>

 

[mcatrophy]

There, and I thought your post count didn't go up on posts in Off Topic, Jokes and Fun Stuff or Never Ending, Pointless or Recurring forums.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

And thanks to the title of this thread I can't look at this forum at work now. Good Job by the guy just trying to up his post count.

 

[Archer]

OP Here. I apologize to Redfish Hunter and any forum member(s) who's network systems trip/flag'd my use of **** title, and I am sorry this was not created in the joke section.

Sincerely, Andrew in Seattle

 

[SnowAviation]

1. (slang) Images of bicycles, and associated equipment, in a style meant to arouse feelings of appreciation and envy.

I didn't see any of this.

 

[Uncle Hud]

SnowAviation posted: <snip>

• (slang) Images of bicycles, and associated equipment, in a style meant to arouse feelings of appreciation and envy.

I didn't see any of this.

Hold on, Babaloo. It's in NEPRT because it's pointless (that's what the P stands for) and if you read the first three or four responses, you'll see that no one else did either. Now, if you close your eyes and listen to the video ...

Would have loved to hear Redfish's meeting with his IT department about setting off pron-surfing alarms at work.

(PS: mcatrophy is correct -- as usual. Post counts don't go up when in NEPRT.)

 

[mcatrophy]

...(PS: mcatrophy is correct -- as usual. ... )

... and the Earth is flat ...