[SIZE=10pt]I just got this one from a friend, hope it's not a repeat.[/SIZE]
John was attending his biker club's monthly meeting and had just told
them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the
next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After he listened to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
fellow biker buddies. John left to go back home to his wife.
When John's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, and
who should be there but John sitting in front of his FeeJ, tent up, beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go John?"
"I didn't have to" was John's reply. "When I left the meeting I went
home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom,
tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So tada, here I am!
OK, so who's John?
Any names or situations are purely coincidental!
John was attending his biker club's monthly meeting and had just told
them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the
next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After he listened to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
fellow biker buddies. John left to go back home to his wife.
When John's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, and
who should be there but John sitting in front of his FeeJ, tent up, beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go John?"
"I didn't have to" was John's reply. "When I left the meeting I went
home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom,
tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So tada, here I am!
OK, so who's John?
Any names or situations are purely coincidental!
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