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Back on track how do we make sure this guy pays for his sins? God will punish him in the hereafter but who punishes him in the here and now!!!
Where's the Toecutter!!!!
That's funny, but in an inside joke kinda way.Whoever this Billy Lane dude is, I'm happy to say I've never watched his shows.

"I'm gonna take the truck, I'm too ****** up to ride", is not an example of responsible drinking.

The legal system is just that, not a justice system.

 
No surprises here....all the times I saw him on the Discovery shows he was always hanging out at ***** bars getting loaded...after riding his bike there...obviously a whole camera crew was always with him. You would think they wouldn't let him ride out of there wasted. I always laughed at his 'creations' though. Supposedly he has a degree in mechanical engineering, but he never measures or prototypes anything...just throws it together...more art than science. My favorite was the chopper he made with the 2 chromed, oversized, sharpened metal hooks attached to the frame, just ahead of the seat, pointed right at the family jewels. He affectionately called them his 'scrotum catchers'. Something you thought you'd only see on that '*******' show. But, then again, he did make that other chopper where he ran unshielded :eek: exhaust pipes directly under the paper-thin seat. :dribble: I'm watching the show in disbelief.

Sure enough, miles later, he's pulling off the freeway, *** on fire, pants smoldering...he rips the seat off the bike & tosses it in a nearby water-filled ditch...steam rises after it hits the water.

Yeah, he's a rocket scientist, alright.

But damn, that boy gets more *** than a toilet seat!

If the DWI story is true, though...it goes without saying....he should pay like anybody else.

And don't forget about this one....

 
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No surprises here....all the times I saw him on the Discovery shows he was always hanging out at ***** bars getting loaded...after riding his bike there...obviously a whole camera crew was always with him. You would think they wouldn't let him ride out of there wasted. I always laughed at his 'creations' though. Supposedly he has a degree in mechanical engineering, but he never measures or prototypes anything...just throws it together...more art than science. My favorite was the chopper he made with the 2 chromed, oversized, sharpened metal hooks attached to the frame, just ahead of the seat, pointed right at the family jewels. He affectionately called them his 'scrotum catchers'. Something you thought you'd only see on that '*******' show. But, then again, he did make that other chopper where he ran unshielded :eek: exhaust pipes directly under the paper-thin seat. :dribble: I'm watching the show in disbelief. Sure enough, miles later, he's pulling off the freeway, *** on fire, pants smoldering...he rips the seat off the bike & tosses it in a nearby water-filled ditch...steam rises after it hits the water.

Yeah, he's a rocket scientist, alright.

But damn, that boy gets more *** than a toilet seat!

If the DWI story is true, though...it goes without saying....he should pay like anybody else.

And don't forget about this one....
I saw this episode, a cop shows up a little later and puts out the fire, runs Billy's license and wouldn't ya know, it's expired, DOH! FRY the poser!

 
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Just one thing, dear Billy: Get a haircut. From behind, that long hair is gonna make you real popular in the pen.

Doh! Dropped my soap! Could ya get that for me, Billy?

 
I was in Melbourne the other day and I passed his shop. It looked just like it does on TV, yayyy!

*******. Who cares. Damn right about just goldberging things together. They guy is a hack. He only gets attention because he is a punk. His "old school" bikes do not even raise an eyebrow for me.

Here's his site: https://www.choppersinc.com. Couldn't even get that right.

-BD

 
Just one thing, dear Billy: Get a haircut. From behind, that long hair is gonna make you real popular in the pen. Doh! Dropped my soap! Could ya get that for me, Billy?
what are you, 80? you sound like my late grandfather did in the 80's.

It's pretty nice to see everyone here convict this guy before anyone has all the facts.
hmmm... i seem to have read a lot of "if the tests come back positive" comments. feeling a little exposed under the circumstances, eh? an attending emt ID'd the guy and the circumstances over in another forum. all that's left is the toxocology results.

 
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It's pretty nice to see everyone here convict this guy before anyone has all the facts...

IT IS FACT: He needs a haircut.

But really, I have nothing against long hair. I just think you should wear the skirt that goes with it.

Bounce: Sounds like I would've liked your grandfather.

 
It's pretty nice to see everyone here convict this guy before anyone has all the facts...
Yeah, it's just too bad that our opinions aren't gonna make a difference in the eyes of the law. Gotta go, got jury duty today!
 
Think Billy's cell block will have one of these?

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I don't say "hang him"...I say give him whatever anyone else in his situation would get.

The ****** part, IMO, is the fact that so many people see this as a "motorcycle" thing. Billy's not doing good things for the motorcycle community as a whole with this little PR stunt.

Thanks, Billy Lane. :***:
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ALL those simple minded wrench monkeys have done us motorcyclist an injustice. They may be hot **** "builders" if ya got 100K sittin around but I think the media has sold these guys as some kind of new wave wunderkinds...Hope ya got yer ******* tattood with a bullseye billy laid ! How about some media coverage on guys like Britten, Tamburini and others who actually contribute to our cause !!! OK maybe not tamburini, but you get the jist !!!! HANG EM HIGH !!!!!

Bobby

 
Manslaughter? WTF? What about vehicular homicide? I thought manslaughter was for people who really didn't mean to, but there actions resulted in someone's death. Bet he drank all that hootch on purpose.

 
I don't say "hang him"...I say give him whatever anyone else in his situation would get.
**** it. Hang 'anyone else', too!
I disagree. I much prefer the pair of pliers and a blow torch method. Now there's a biker-build off episode I would watch.

How about a Discovery channel show on Billy resisting the blood test and then being taken away by trooper's in hand cuff's. What a punk.

 
I'll be honest, I'm more in the camp of putting his sorry *** on a scooter and hit him head on with a pick-up truck like he did to the guy that he killed.

-jwilly

 
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