Niehart
Pie Smuggler
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
One day I had lunch with some friends. Dave, a short, white haired, biker type about 65 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.
When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches and soups, except for Dave who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.
I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Dave added, completely unabashed.
We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Dave as his pie a-la-mode went down. The other guys couldn't believe it. They ate their lunches silently and grinned.
The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Dave. I lunched on white meat tuna. He ordered pie.
I smiled. He asked if he amused me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me".
How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible?
He laughed and said "I'm tasting all that is possible. I try to eat the food I need and do the things I should. But life's so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.”
"This year I realized how old I was. (He grinned) I haven't been this old before...” "So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for years I had ignored.”
"I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many trout streams I haven't fished. There's more blueberry pie to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.”
"There are too many roads I haven't driven. I've not laughed at all the jokes. I've missed a lot of sporting events and potato chips and cokes.”
“I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for his grace.”
“I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.”
“I haven't cried at all the movies yet or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind on my face.”
“So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire. I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired...”
With that, I called the waitress over... "I've changed my mind,” I said. "I want what he is having; only add some more whipped cream!"
Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we like and respect.
Remember that while money talks, BLUEBERRY PIE SINGS!
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
One day I had lunch with some friends. Dave, a short, white haired, biker type about 65 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.
When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches and soups, except for Dave who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.
I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Dave added, completely unabashed.
We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Dave as his pie a-la-mode went down. The other guys couldn't believe it. They ate their lunches silently and grinned.
The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Dave. I lunched on white meat tuna. He ordered pie.
I smiled. He asked if he amused me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me".
How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible?
He laughed and said "I'm tasting all that is possible. I try to eat the food I need and do the things I should. But life's so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.”
"This year I realized how old I was. (He grinned) I haven't been this old before...” "So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for years I had ignored.”
"I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many trout streams I haven't fished. There's more blueberry pie to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.”
"There are too many roads I haven't driven. I've not laughed at all the jokes. I've missed a lot of sporting events and potato chips and cokes.”
“I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for his grace.”
“I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.”
“I haven't cried at all the movies yet or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind on my face.”
“So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire. I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired...”
With that, I called the waitress over... "I've changed my mind,” I said. "I want what he is having; only add some more whipped cream!"
Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we like and respect.
Remember that while money talks, BLUEBERRY PIE SINGS!
