Boosh sends help to Frogs

[radman]

President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a

battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Mr. Bush doubts

France's ability to hold out since they are facing an apparent

overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers. "Hell, if the last

two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any

day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be

necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general

admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing

under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was

having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful

bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few

Women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as

possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure

the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less

they stand out, the better.

 

[BlueWing]

And that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!!! <_<

 

[kyote]

Yeah, from the sound of things on international news, the French government will be capitulating any time now. The bright side of us helping them out – after we save their asses for the third time, all those French women are going to want to have sex with Americans again … just like after the last two wars. The down side is, once we save their sorry asses from these terrorist teenagers, they will be saying that Americans used unnecessary force <_< ….

 

[Caba]

That's ok, we'll just remind them that without our asstance, they'd be speaking German! :haha:

 

[Ratchman]

And the next time the Germans get bored and have run out of other things to do...France again. :cownoy:

 

[Centerline]

Have to agree, sending 5 Marines is way over the top. Just send in one D.I.

Better make sure and consult for about 12 years FIRST with the U.N.

It's probably too late already, as I am sure the French have already surrendered or made their collaboration plans.

 

[BBIII]

...but thought that he could persuade a fewWomen Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

It looks like the classes are NOT helping the RM

 

[wheatonFJR]

I enjoyed the little french joke. Good one.

As far as radman needing help....I know that was a joke BBIII, but I don't think being plain spoken is a negative trait.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I heard that the French Resistance is coming back into action and airdops of plastic explosives are being coordinated between the Brits and the Resistance. However, the teenages are rounding up the men of villages and slaughtering them as a display of force to scare the Resistance from taking action. Troubling as this is, the French government has run away to Algeria where they plan of firing on U.S. Naval invasion fleets for no apparent reason other than wanting to lose yet another battle.