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Bungie Birthday Baby!
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Happy Birthday Bungie! Stanley Boys will see you in Canada next year and buy you a Birthday Beverage! Congratulations!
Bungie
FrostBack #2 - IBA # 44620
.. and here I thought I was flying under the radar and getting by unscathed.
Getting older is depressing. All your friends are married, or, don't want to miss who gets voted off of Dancing with the Stars, so you go out to scar the town by yourself. You go to the bar and the only other person your age is the owner. Oh sure, theirs the old Puma at the bar, but she's not interested in you, nor are you in her. She's to busy scaring orange skinned ******-bag college boys with their collars flipped.
So you head down the road to the only bar in town that has minimum age of 25. Meaning the average age of patrons will be about... carry the 4... 25. Their are people here close to your age. But they're at bar looking lonely and pathetic. Ah yes, you are now one of 'them'. Theirs that old guy wearing a leather cap to hide his thinning hair and a moustache thick enough to insulate a small bungalow. He's waiting for one of the girls to get stark raving drunk and pissed off at her boyfriend right around closing time. Across the bar are two women in their 40's. One is dressed like a 19 year old and it isn't working. She's wearing so much make up the mixture is actually gassing off and hissing. The other, is dressed like a doll in a frilly dress she picked up cheap at the recycle store, it's most likely covered in several different colors of cat hair. The one in the frilly dress has her eyes on you like a Navy jet with missle lock. They're both stark raving lunatics.
Run Forest, Run!
No point in staying out past 1am because you'll feel like **** for the next 2 days and its not from a hangover.
Welcome to old fartdom!
Getting older is depressing. All your friends are married, or, don't want to miss who gets voted off of Dancing with the Stars, so you go out to scar the town by yourself. You go to the bar and the only other person your age is the owner. Oh sure, theirs the old Puma at the bar, but she's not interested in you, nor are you in her. She's to busy scaring orange skinned ******-bag college boys with their collars flipped.
So you head down the road to the only bar in town that has minimum age of 25. Meaning the average age of patrons will be about... carry the 4... 25. Their are people here close to your age. But they're at bar looking lonely and pathetic. Ah yes, you are now one of 'them'. Theirs that old guy wearing a leather cap to hide his thinning hair and a moustache thick enough to insulate a small bungalow. He's waiting for one of the girls to get stark raving drunk and pissed off at her boyfriend right around closing time. Across the bar are two women in their 40's. One is dressed like a 19 year old and it isn't working. She's wearing so much make up the mixture is actually gassing off and hissing. The other, is dressed like a doll in a frilly dress she picked up cheap at the recycle store, it's most likely covered in several different colors of cat hair. The one in the frilly dress has her eyes on you like a Navy jet with missle lock. They're both stark raving lunatics.
Run Forest, Run!
No point in staying out past 1am because you'll feel like **** for the next 2 days and its not from a hangover.
Welcome to old fartdom!
JT 384
Well-known member
Holy Crap! Happy Birthday Bungie and I hope someone refills your prozac for yeah!
Moosehead
Well-known member
Sounds like you need some cheering up..................
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And....Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
If that doesn't work, remember this ancient proverb.......
B B B Bird bird bird, bird is the word
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And....Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
If that doesn't work, remember this ancient proverb.......
B B B Bird bird bird, bird is the word
BikerGeek99
Yeah, it's a concrete corn cob. So?
Thanks for bringing us down.
Sheesh.
I don't think I've ever read a post by a man in bigger need of a BJ than you. Maybe you can go visit Bust an' have a visit with one of his sheep...
Now THAT'S funny!!
Bungie
FrostBack #2 - IBA # 44620
rogdeb
Scouser
That there's a sad story 
But we're hoping you had a great day anyway And not too much cat hair in your mouth :lol:
But we're hoping you had a great day anyway
And not too much cat hair in your mouth :lol: 
BugR
Well-known member
H'Bday, PS we still owe you steak and beer
C&D
C&D
MEM
Well-known member
Steve! were you PWI?!
Getting 'old' beats the alternative. And what's up with "...the women in their 40's..." scenario ? other than what you described
Oh.... I get it. You were joking ! :lol:
ps - you keep joking around like that and I'll have to kick some a** at CFR
Getting 'old' beats the alternative. And what's up with "...the women in their 40's..." scenario ? other than what you described
Oh.... I get it. You were joking ! :lol:
ps - you keep joking around like that and I'll have to kick some a** at CFR
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