Bustanut Joker Compilation (Put all your BnJ jokes here)

[beemerdons]

Our Bustanut joker: The Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Michigan walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy named Barry coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking a round like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her
motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy Bust. '

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blond Men do exist!

 

[FJRay]

Would be more believable if there were sheep involved.

 

[dcarver]

Them thar sheeps in the downtown, Bust, now gitcha alon' to baa-baa sheeptown?

 

[FJRay]

We got rid of two of Barry's favorite girls this week. They were despondent cause Barry hasn't been here for over a year and they are horny. We found them a home near us so if and when he comes around he can visit for a fee. Meanwhile they have the services of a ugly billy goat and couple rednecks from the Ozarks. Sorry Bust.https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/****.gif

 

[dcarver]

oh great there goes bust's 8 minutes of sobriety. :tear:

 

[bigjohnsd]

We can find Bust' a Montana Blonde somewhere in a pasture if he comes to the Black Hills shindig.

 

[Bugnatr]

Bust, I'm sorry Ray got rid of your girls so fast. We have a neighbor with some weird *** goats, you are welcome to have your way with them anytime you like.

 

[Surly]

It is better to have loved and lost.....

 

[Blind Squirrel]

I understand Bust was a goalie for Yale.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/11/soccer-goalie-penalty-shots-face

 

[beemerdons]

Actually Blind Squirrel, with the look of Bust's mug I would have to believe that he was hit in the face with a bowling ball! JSNS!

 

[LKLD]

Scott Sterling is a genius! A GENIUS I tell 'ya!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Hey Squirrel, have you seen this yet?

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161075-getting-your-head-in-the-game/?do=findComment&comment=1194838

 

[bluesdog]

I didn't realize that was Bust. It certainly explains a lot!

 

[El Toro Joe]

There's a few more minutes, I'll never get back.

 

[beemerdons]

I got this from Bustanut joker: An Ethical Dilemma!

A well respected doctor had *** with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.







But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have *** with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."





But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick *******."

 

[majicmaker]

That sounds like Bust alright.

 

[dcarver]

...someone is feeling better!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Jeez, why did I laugh at that?

 

[0Face]

No way you got that from Bust. He's never had an ethical dilemma about banging animals.