Bustanut Joker Compilation (Put all your BnJ jokes here)

[beemerdons]

No way you got that from Bust. He's never had an ethical dilemma about banging animals.

OK Marty, you got me!

 

[El Toro Joe]

That ain't the Bust that we all know and love.

 

[majicmaker]

Jeez, why did I laugh at that?

Because it was funny!!

 

[beemerdons]

Bustanut jokers dog...a Blue Heeler!

 

[LKLD]

I take it, Bust is underneath?

 

[beemerdons]

I take it, Bust is underneath?

Si Paco, of course ese!

 

[beemerdons]

 

[HotRodZilla]

Were you two jackasses at the early-bird special?

 

[beemerdons]

Were you two jackasses at the early-bird special?

So Bounce was right all along, You LEO's DO have super top secret spyware to stalk we poor innocent Civilians! Si Pendejo, early-bird special!

https://www.pechanga.com https://www.facebook.com/pechanga But you already knew we were at Pechanga Casino, didn't you Spymaster AJ!

 

[beemerdons]

That ain't the Bust that we all know and love.

Here you go El Toro Jose, latest and greatest sent out by Bustanut joker! Barry's Driveway does NOT tough the Garage Door, not even close!

 

[beemerdons]

Down on the Farm, Bustanut joker meets Snow White!

 

[HotRodZilla]

That's funny. When she showed up at your house, you said the Donkey lies. Weird, right?

 

[beemerdons]

That's funny. When she showed up at your house, you said the Donkey Burro lies. Weird, right?

Fixed, ese! JSNS, "Oro en Paz, Fierro en Guerra!"

 

[beemerdons]

Bustanut joker: What Starts With "F"




What Starts With "F"



A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble


with one of her more precocious students.



The teacher asked,

'Bustanut joker,

what exactly is your problem?'




Bust answered, '

I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm


smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'



Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She took Bustanut joker to the principal's office.




While Bust waited in the outer office, the teacher


explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he


was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She

agreed.



Barry was brought in and the conditions were

explained to him and he

happily agreed to take the test.




Principal:

'What is 3 x 3?'



Barry:

'9..'


Principal: 'What is

6 x 6?'




Bustanut joker:

'36.'



And so it went with every question the principal

thought a bright 3rd grader should know.



The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,



'Y’know

I reckon Ba Clark can go to the 3rd


grade'




But Ms. Brooks is still sceptical of the little bugger and says to the principal,

'Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions..'



The principal and Bust both agree.

Ms. Brooks asks,

'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'



Barry, after a moment:

'Legs..'

Ms Brooks:

'What is in your pants that you have but I

do not have?'



The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Bustanut joker replied:

'Pockets..’ to the Principal’s great relief…..


Ms. Brooks:

'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Ba Clark:

'Pants.'

By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open..



Ms.. Brooks:

'What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?'




Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he

could intervene, Barry replied,

'Bubble gum.'



Ms. Brooks:

'What does a man do standing up, a

woman does sitting down and a


dog does on three legs?'




Bust:

'Shake hands.'



The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question……


Ms. Brooks:

'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?'



Bustanut joker:

'Firetruck.'

The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher,



​
"
​



Put the little ******* in 5th-Grade, I got the last

seven questions wrong



​ ​



myself
​..."

 

[HotRodZilla]

So we're saying Bust peaked in the 1st grade? That explains a lot.

 

[Surly]

I should have been expelled!!

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I call ********. There is no way the Bustanut I know would answer like that. He has a dirtier mind than any of us.

 

[HotRodZilla]

I call ********. There is no way the Bustanut I know would answer like that. He has a dirtier mind than any of us.

Woah there Andy. Go for a ride and calm your beast. We don't need him getting loose or anything.

 

[roger dodger]

What Starts With "F"

I thought it was easy... FJR!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Puck u AJ u phuckin PUCK!!! Eat a sak of dix piss curtain!