Caption Comedy

[EasyRider]

[SIZE=24pt]Power Rangers rule![/SIZE] :yahoo:

 

[Old Michael]

"How do I stop my tighty-****** spiderman underpants from squinching my nutsack?"

Why ya givin me **** odot? Least I got a nutsack. Where'd ya hide my bag?
Nutsack.... The word kinda rolls off yer tongue

:jester:

Tongue and nutsack in the same sentance........no wonder noone likes you, bust.

****! Here I thought that'd get me loads of friends
:jester:

Maybe on the left coast.

You guys should have your own TV show. Or cell. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[wfooshee]

I couldn't find a smuggler like this one, so I stole a sidebag off a bike in San Fransisco.

 

[Scab]

That's what I love about this suit. You can't even tell I pissed myself!

 

[feejer222]

Victor Hictor the Volcano predictor enters his 4th year in front of his 'any minute' selection for this century.

 

[uctofeej]

Fred insists he needs a whole saddlebag of toilet paper to take a dump in the woods. He says something about a spiritual movement, but I don't really get it.

 

[dabayliner]

And the Jack Rabbit was "This Big". Honest, it waved at me as it went by, kicked my saddle bag, and thumbed his nose at me.....

 

[dabayliner]

I can't explain it. The bag was there when I left. What? Where's my SO? She was there when I left... But what about my Bag...?

 

[Bustanut joker]

You guys should have your own TV show. Or cell. :lol: :lol: :lol:

They had a TV camera in our cell once..... Really put a damper on the manlove. B)

:jester:

 

[Fred W]

The really disturbing thing is that you guys beat me to the punch on about 5 or 6 of these captions...

But none of mine had anything to do with scrotums or tattoos...

 

[odot]

..........................or special olympics?

 

[Fred W]

..........................or special olympics?

What's the point?

 

[Sherman]

Finally a rider figures out how to balance the C.G. due to the bike's dumb *** battery location!

 

[S76]

The ride up was great! The road keeps circling the mountain all the way to the top. Just give me a minute to move the bag to the other side and we can spiral our way back down.

 

[dabayliner]

Rule no. 1 Now when parking between two trees it is best to check for clearence..

Rule no. 2 When he tells you it is full of Sh## (it was the biggest Tur# I ever saw), believe him and don't open it.

 

[Honzo]

For you Ron White fans...

"You can take ze FJR to ze top of ze hill or you can take zis. It is ze same price."

 

[feejer222]

The obvious one everyone missed.

This saddle bag always sticks and I have to pull it extra hard.....ooops!

 

[FJRBluesman]

Finally a rider figures out how to balance the C.G. due to the bike's dumb *** battery location!

OK guys this wasn't bad for a first attempt. All of these are great and had me rollin'. :lol:

So far this one of my favorites quoted here. I have to agree when I found out the battery was there I thought, who in their right mind would stick the battery up in the fairing near the handle bars! I thought the Ducati's had the battery in a weird spot on the side of the motor between the fairing, at least it was low.

I'll post another picture tomorrow.

 

[odot]

Today bluesman................TODAY!!!!!

the earth won't spin till ya get us another pic, dude.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Today bluesman................TODAY!!!!!







the earth won't spin till ya get us another pic, dude.

OK, OK! odot try here!