1.. Dammit - I know I saw a clean part in there somewhere.
2. betcha I can finish this beer before Jorge can find a spark plug
3. Hurry up George - the Pizza will be ready to pick up in 10 minutes
4. You probably wouldn't fall down so often on that dirt road - if your tire wasn't as bald as my head
5. Hey Georgie --- I'm not wearing any pants
6. I ain't going anywhere till you get your butt off my foot
7. Anyone see the shop manual anywhere?
8. Pretty sure that this kegorator will fit on the back seat - if I just take off one more piece of plastic
9. Are you sure the shop manual said the battery was under there?
10. Am I getting warmer or colder?