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Fencer

Why yes, I am a Smart ASS
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Let er rip

 
Foreskin by Day....It turns into dick at Night!

 
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This is my Auxillary fuel tank. Even with the extra 2-3 gallons of fuel, FJRFencer's having a hard time keeping up.

 
Nah, it's easy, after showering, you just squeeze from both sides like this. All the water come squirting out of the belly-button kinda like a zit.

or...

Guys, tell me the truth. Does green make my ass look fat?

 
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Radman may have won the man boob contest at WFO, but this here is some serious mono boob, word. ;)

 
2nd from left:

And then, as they squeezed my stomach, our missing chiuaua came shooting and and knocked my wife down.

2nd from right:

I think I'm going to be sick!

 
Ok Ok - let's review this lane splitting thing

so hypothetically speaking... if the bike makes it through between cars - shouldn't the rider????

 
Well that's the whole point, dumbass. If I weren't wearing the man-girdle, there's no way I could stuff my whole body into that helmet.

 
Mr Green on the left - "....and that tank bag gave me a lot of chafing and redness right here"

Mr Black on the right - "a tank bag you say...that explains it"

Mr Shades on head on the extreme left - thinking - "hmmm..he is really on to something here!"

 
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I think I need a Gold Wing after eating that lunch
More like "I feel like I just ate a Gold Wing for lunch!"

Okay, that sounds mean and I don't want it to. I hope to aspire to that level of belly greatness someday. Oh, wait, I'm practically there...crap.

 
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Mr. Green to Mr. Black:

"Don't even think of passing that joint over here. If there is one thing I don't need it's another case of the munchies."

 
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