Caption contest part 2

[nusman68]

'I just don't understand it...when I'm on my FJR I feel the heat right here!

 

[Thug]

I didn't believe her at first....but I really did need a sleeper and a snatch-it strap!

 

[twowheelnut]

Translation please, Thug? :blink:

 

[moby one]

Mr. Green says " I was exceeding the weight limit on this FJR so I had to remove all stickers and emblems. Nice clean look, that's how I roll."

 

[JimLor]

Yup, that looks like a **** - only smaller!

 

[HIGHLANDER]

So................you put yer right foot in, yer put right foot out, ya do the hoochie choochie and ya turn it round about.....

Shades is trying to catch on !!

 

[slapnpop]

Mr Green on the left - "....and that tank bag gave me a lot of chafing and redness right here"
Mr Black on the right - "a tank bag you say...that explains it"

Mr Shades on head on the extreme left - thinking - "hmmm..he is really on to something here!"

You know... that's the closest to reality yet...

 

[Scab]

You know... that's the closest to reality yet...

Reality!? HA! We make our own!

 

[Thug]

Translation please, Thug? :blink:

He didn't want to fall into her ****** so he strapped a railway sleeper to his arse and secured it with a snatch it strap just in case.... :blink:

Do I win?

 

[Groo]

My monthly bloating and abdominal cramping hurts most right here....

 

[rublenoon]

Do I win?

You get my vote :good:

 

[Thug]

Do I win?

You get my vote :good:

Thanks Tub....obviously a man with taste...

 

[jimbemotumbo]

So, yer sayin the windscreen suction pulled yer rally flag offa the tank bag, and it went ... where?

 

[JJP XX]

"Who needs Fix-A-Flat? If I ever get a flat, I can take the spare right from here"!

:lol:

 

[FJRMGM]

I, Buddha....

 

[daviddowns2000]

Let er rip

Yup, I squeezed real hard like this and the helmet AND the gerbil just popped right out.