Caption This: What exactly did SkooterG say to Mary Ellen?

[mferriter]

I think she's trying to restrain herself from using the .38 special she's trying to conceal in her right hand.

 

[kamal]

OK, I'll play this game.

Al.

 

[gixxerjasen]

You know, when it comes down to it, the picture doesn't really need a caption. All that needs to be said, is said in body language right there.

 

[majicmaker]

MEM. Hey! What's that bulge in your pants?!

G. Don't worry! It's a state of the art ***** Enlarger I picked up in Tijuana. You can wear it all the time. In an emergency, I press a bottom and it'll turn a 3" Vienna Sausage into a 10" Polish Sausage.

MEM. Yeah Right!! You aren't going to fool me with that again!!

 

[Patriot]

seriously, it's just a fever blister...

 

[odot]

ScooterG..."...when I was younger I could eat a whole beaver tail by myself".

 

[maddad]

ScooterG "Hey she doesn't look to bad"

MEM "Too much lunch, I've got to suck it in to get this belt fastened and ScooterG is looking at me."

Guy in back "I like the way ScooterG looks on the back of a bike, wonder if I could ride with him."

 

[MEM]

You know.....if I was clever and witty like y'all, I'd join in this ribaldry. But I'm not - so I won't

But I did

at all your captions.

This is my new favorite thread!!
But for the record Mary Ellen, I meant no disrespect. Hope you are not offended.

And 'pants ? Are you coming up to CFR? I need to do some a** kickin'

Kidding!! Your post was one of the best

 

[hppants]

I'm not sure I can make CFR - I've already got 3 bike trips planned this year, and we are only in February. I've got to dodge this with the wifey, very carefully. Of course, one doesn't get to be married 25 years without possessing the ability to dodge a land mine every now and then.

And hey - I'm a Southern Gentleman. I didn't want our fun to be too much at the expense of Ms. Mary Ellen.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

What exactly did SkooterG say to Mary Ellen?

Skooter says: I'm sorry! I thought the wind would blow away the smell! C'mon Mary Ellen, we're in Mexico, we're eating Mexican food. You know what that does to my stomach! You act like you never broke wind before!

Mary Ellen thinks: Don't puke, don't puke, don't puke...Whatever he ate could not have tasted good. That smell is enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

Enrique thinks: Damn! I could smell it back here and we were doing over 60 at the time! He really needs to check his drawers.

 

[majicmaker]

Skooter says: I'm sorry! I thought the wind would blow away the smell! C'mon Mary Ellen, we're in Mexico, we're eating Mexican food. You know what that does to my stomach! You act like you never broke wind before!

Mary Ellen thinks: Don't puke, don't puke, don't puke...Whatever he ate could not have tasted good. That smell is enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

Enrique thinks: Damn! I could smell it back here and we were doing over 60 at the time! He really needs to check his drawers.

PRICELESS!!!! )

 

[HotRodZilla]

Skooter: "Hey Mary...You know I'm naked under these pants right??"

 

[beemerdons]

What exactly did SkooterG say to Mary Ellen?

I don't know...but it must have been bad. Mary Ellen looks like she is about to cry, and Skooter looks puzzled as to what he did to set her off.

Dude in the background looks like he has the hots for SkooterG, not Mary Ellen.

WheatonFJR, I told you not to ask! On the right is Enrique and on the left is Back Road Bob; Bob's the one you called an ***** and HotRodZilla calls a Dummy!

I was sad that my half brother SkooterG did not ride with us. Greg is not riding with me and it just became too much. Thank God I found some one that understands me and rides off road with me and into Mexico.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Now I'm glad I didn't go. That was obviously some kind of male on male swinger's trip. Nothing wrong with that, just not my style. I bet BackDoorBob was the star of the show.

 

[beemerdons]

Now I'm glad I didn't go. That was obviously some kind of male on male swinger's trip. Nothing wrong with that, just not my style. I bet BackDoorBob was the star of the show.

Hey now, you are the one that has always told me that there is no such thing as Gay Mexicans! But no need to worry about The FJR Forum Irishmen, we are still muy Loco for very Beautiful Red Headed Senoritas la Canadiense y muy Caliente! Arriba, Arriba; Ai, Ai, Ai!

 

[wheatonFJR]

What is that?

Breakfast?

 

[beemerdons]

What is that?

Breakfast?

In my Countries that is known as Desayuno or Fruhstuck!

 

[hppants]

Aw crap - that bike's not a Bandit. I've got to re-think this:

(Skooter): "Now Mary Ellen, there's no reason to be this upset over the smell. Everyone knows about the back draft on the FZ at speeds above 60 mph. Shame on you for riding that fast. If you'd just ridden a little slower, my lunch by product would have simply faded into obliviion behind us."

(M/E, thinking) "How can 1 man stink up an entire zipcode? Thanks to Mr. Skidmarks over there, my lunch is reversing on me."

(President Obama, observing in thought) "Mmmm Mmmm! That Mary Ellen has one fine back side! I'd sure like some sprinkles on that vanilla shake! Wonder if the 1st Lady would be interested in riding motorcyles."

 

[hppants]

Did I cross the line?

 

[madmike2]

Did I cross the line?

Does it matter?